If its hairy enough to grab is it too hairy?

If its hairy enough to grab, twist and turn into a french plait, YES.

oh god... i winced just reading that

got to be smooth for me!
no hair anywhere, well except on the head lol

So its sasquatch or chemo patient then?

Oooookay....

Guess that quip would work a lot better if I had a clue what you where on about!

Ahh I see, miss read the okay as a sarcastic one - apologies!

I had a dream last night that I had glossy black hair up my arms. It was like fur. Then I rubbed my hand up my arm against the fur and it just wiped clean off.

I'm sticking this here cos I can't remember where I put the dream thread.

Euw!

Wonder what that means.

Got to tend to my lady garden tonight, even though my weekend plans went belly up. May as well make the effort for bill. (My vibrator.)

Oh to be free this weekend and in Yorkshire.....

Try starting it! LOL....

I have Bill. I used to have Mike too, but then i started working for someone called Mike so i renamed it Tony. It never felt the same after that, so i got rid of him.

Boo hiss.