Them with hairy palms you have to worry about.

Chikhai - who the hell has hairs on their shaft?

my shaft hairs can be fashioned into a long moustache. Makes it look like a catfish... as well as smelling like one

That is bloody disgusting Eda.

Euw!

im hairy you can always wax me

Re ladygardens, pruned or rampant?

Trimmed.....please.

Hitler 'tache

Okay, so heres the low down.

On a bloke, if i am gonna give you head, i dont want to spend half an hour with a fuckin weed whacker before i start trying to find the fucking meat and 2 veg amongst the foliage. I also dont want complete baldness, cos i want to know i am suckin a brain and not molesting a small boy. Also, i know you THINK it makes your manhood look bigger, but really, they are ugly enough as it is, you do not need to emphasis the fact you have one, and it really doesnt. (Trust me, i WILL find it either way.)

Girls, if i am going to delight you with the pleasures of my tongue, i dont want to have to hold my breath for 5 minutes swimming through the giant bush you call your muff. Even if you look like you hacked at it with a pair of garden sheers, if i can get to it easily enough without chomping mouthfuls of hair, hey, i really dont care what it looks like.

I dont mind picking hair out of my teeth, the odd one here and there is rather amusing and at least gives you something to do after the event, and providing i cant plait the fucking thing, its no big deal.

Seriously, people, take some pride in yourself.

hairy chests are hot as long as its not a bear hairy but some here def!!

its the hairy backs im not too keen on :s