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14.08.2008, 18:26 quote

titwhipper

reasons to be shaven, part I

to be hygenic
to be areo dynamic
crabs

 

14.08.2008, 21:18 quote

wan90

hairy deff

 

14.08.2008, 23:50 quote

choochi0

titwhipper wrote:
reasons to be shaven, part I

to be hygenic
to be areo dynamic
crabs


Made me think of a joke

One prostitute says to another "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

She replies "No, but I have been swung around by the tits."

Not quite sure why it made me think of that. It's an oldie but a goodie.

 

15.08.2008, 00:34 quote

rocketgirl

A Clyde lookalike would do me.

 

15.08.2008, 05:53 quote

titwhipper

Is that a strip the caddy clyde? My Auntie would scream Clint Eastwoods name at random.

 

15.08.2008, 12:11 quote

choochi0

titwhipper wrote:
Is that a strip the caddy clyde? My Auntie would scream Clint Eastwoods name at random.


I do believe she does mean the orang-utan. Yes.

 

15.08.2008, 12:21 quote

deepthroath

Right Turn Clyde!

Cool beans mashed potato.

Any one else as bored as me at work?

And on keeping with the thread, i have met 2 (3 including moose though i havent met him) who prefer their ladys lady gardens to be untended in the last week. I am very impressed with this.

 

15.08.2008, 13:10 quote

solorider

titwhipper wrote:
to be areo dynamic


...if this is about cycling the aero benifits are really really small! The excuse they use at the moment seems closer to the truth, It makes cleaning up road rash less painful (I figure it hurts anyway!), and massages feel better without hairs.

 

15.08.2008, 14:01 quote

rocketgirl

titwhipper wrote:
Is that a strip the caddy clyde? My Auntie would scream Clint Eastwoods name at random.


Ok, so I was being a bit over-enthusiastic there for a minute.
Cousin It would suffice.

No, really. I just like a bit of chest fluff to twirl my fingers through. I dont want a little girl, ya know?

 

28.08.2008, 17:31 quote

lindseyliciousxx

not too hairy...and not too smooth haha Razz

 

28.08.2008, 18:14 quote

leglover38

is this about arse or chest ? Cos both of mine are hairy

 

28.08.2008, 18:33 quote

eda85

Ultimately the hairy or smooth problem comes down to whether your satnav comes with a suction cup or velcro.

 

28.08.2008, 22:51 quote

choochi0

eda85 wrote:
Ultimately the hairy or smooth problem comes down to whether your satnav comes with a suction cup or velcro.


eh?

 

29.08.2008, 08:21 quote

deepthroath

hahahahaha.... Eda you are TOO much!

 

29.08.2008, 08:54 quote

chikhai

Just want to add to this; any bloke with hairs on the shaft - hand in your man cards at the door please.

 
 
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