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04.07.2006, 13:44 quote

Anonymous

Yup im one of those girls that dont really like it.
But then again it is more than likly the person did not know what they were doing.

 

05.07.2006, 12:48 quote

Anonymous

rhubarb99 wrote:
Basically it's up to the guy. I know guys that won't go down on there girlfriend coz they don't like it. Selfish I know.
There's women who don't like oral love as well.
Personally I think it's great although sometimes the girl doesn't taste that good. I don't know why that is even if they have just had a shower.
The best way of describing it is like sucking on a coin lol!!


Rhubbarb has a bitter taste, but I am sure rhubarb99 is sweet. BTW, how do you know sour armpit taste like a coin? I need not ask, but I bet if a guy were to suck on a brain he would be referred to in a negative context. Why is that?

Thomas

 

05.07.2006, 15:20 quote

Anonymous

fkkkbg wrote:
Well, everyone likes to have a snack, yes?

Ever had a chocolate covered banana?

You all look good enough to eat. And I am so very hungry ..........

Seems it would be a good practice and a good technique to almostpurrfect for those times when that iron rod turns to jello. Since it takes seven minutes for a man to expire and 30 minutes for a woman (all statistical averages), might be something to make part of your routine.

What does it feel like to have ones lips on your LIPS? hhhmmmmmmmmm?

What side is your best side, left .. right .. 69 or straight on? Or maybe you might like to ride a man's best feature,... his face.

love ya,
Thomas


Aww Purrfect sounds like you have quite the admirer, good luck and best wishes

 

05.07.2006, 16:39 quote

Anonymous

Yes she is my pet and I will watch after her and I would if I could teach her new tricks. But me thinks it is I that would be the student.

My tongue is long but does not span the big pond. Purr.haps you need a good tongue wagging yourself, yeaaaaaas? HHhhhhmmmmm? Aluria.

Love ya,
Thomas

 

05.07.2006, 16:59 quote

Anonymous

fkkkbg wrote:
Yes she is my pet and I will watch after her and I would if I could teach her new tricks. But me thinks it is I that would be the student.

My tongue is long but does not span the big pond. Purr.haps you need a good tongue wagging yourself, yeaaaaaas? HHhhhhmmmmm? Aluria.

Love ya,
Thomas


Yes a good tongue lashing is always good for a womans soul, unfortunately,I am here, you are there and purr is where she is, so we all must look elsewhere for that ever so electric touch.

aluria

 

05.07.2006, 17:34 quote

Anonymous

I will send a representative from our Nevada office. He will lecture you on the proper techiques recognized in foreign affairs, he is versed specifically in British cuisine. He will meat you at the casino, OOhh no, the casinos are closed; what a shame. Maybe another time, when you have time.

What is considered pure British cuisine, Fish and Chips? There are no British restaurants here; I wonder why?

Our Nevada connoisseur is named Carlos and he specializes in tongue lashing, among other things. But he will perform for you what you request. He is expensive but considered similar to sending flowers at a birthday party.

Love ya,
Thomas

P.S. I would send "flowers" to almostpurrfect but I think she might have friends of a male type she is not telling us about who would be very happy to send her a flower whenever she likes. I think she lives in a rose garden but perhaps does not realize it.

 

05.07.2006, 17:45 quote

Anonymous

fkkkbg wrote:
I will send a representative from our Nevada office. He will lecture you on the proper techiques recognized in foreign affairs, he is versed specifically in British cuisine. He will meat you at the casino, OOhh no, the casinos are closed; what a shame. Maybe another time, when you have time.

What is considered pure British cuisine, Fish and Chips? There are no British restaurants here; I wonder why?

Our Nevada connoisseur is named Carlos and he specializes in tongue lashing, among other things. But he will perform for you what you request. He is expensive but considered similar to sending flowers at a birthday party.

Love ya,
Thomas

P.S. I would send "flowers" to almostpurrfect but I think she might have friends of a male type she is not telling us about who would be very happy to send her a flower whenever she likes. I think she lives in a rose garden but perhaps does not realize it.

Thanks but no thanks Thomas, if i want I have plenty here male and female alike, that has offered, I have just chosen not to take up anyones offer at this particular time.

always friends
aluria

 

08.07.2006, 05:55 quote

Anonymous

Here if you can't get the real thing then try this. http://media.putfile.com/Scampi-94

 

06.10.2006, 18:59 quote

Anonymous

missme7 wrote:
DawnFrenchType wrote:
A friend of mine went down on a woman who had showered at 6am, been at work all day (hot summer's day) then gone out for a meal. then gone to a disco, then presented him her unwahsed fanny at midnight.

He didn't object, but the very story made me cringe.



Thats taking disco fanny to new limits ! Confused


Lmao - YUK

 

07.10.2006, 10:31 quote

Anonymous

ChiefOHara wrote:
It took me a while to get into it to be honest, It was like an acquired taste for me, I didn't like it at the start but as soon as i started doing it right i enjoyed it a whole lot more because she enjoyed it a whole lot more. I really like it now.
Twisted Evil

 

07.10.2006, 19:14 quote

Anonymous

It's especially enjoyable following a g-spot orgasm. Nothing better than returning the favour of having to swallow.

 

08.10.2006, 15:19 quote

Anonymous

Aradon wrote:
swissrebel wrote:
It's especially enjoyable following a g-spot orgasm. Nothing better than returning the favour of having to swallow.


mate we have more in common that you think, tell me, did you find it rather sour tasting???


It's due to varying levels of the acid phosphatase (also found in male semen) that probably gives it that "sour" taste. Nobody so far has actually established what female ejaculate is made up from, even after extensive chemical-testing.

Personally it does vary from woman to woman, it's not quite as simple as "drinking pineapple to make it sweeter" as with guys, it's that some women just have less acidic... qualities It's probably just general lifestyle that causes that.

There's also a misconception among a lot of people that it's urine, just in a far weaker more dilute form. Although it does contain some basic elements, it's not. Even the sensation is misunderstood by a lot of women to be the urge to pee... That apparently explains why 25% of women can't orgasm - because they hold back.

Also, at most - 40% of women are capable of ejaculation. This is due to the number and size of their pariurethral glands - so before anyone comes on here blagging that "they can make any girl orgasm", i'm only referring to ejaculation. And even then - nearly 1/3 of women are physically incapable of ANY orgasm - hypersensitivity and genetics made sure of that.

 

08.10.2006, 17:50 quote

Anonymous

Aradon wrote:
tyvm, now theres one thing we dont have in common, a love of biology PMSL


Hate biology. Like women.

Sun Tzu summed it up nicely - "Know thy enemy - know thyself".

I wouldn't consider women the enemy, but some of the greatest battles are fought in the bedroom

 

08.10.2006, 18:03 quote

Anonymous

swissrebel wrote:
Aradon wrote:
tyvm, now theres one thing we dont have in common, a love of biology PMSL


Hate biology. Like women.

Sun Tzu summed it up nicely - "Know thy enemy - know thyself".

I wouldn't consider women the enemy, but some of the greatest battles are fought in the bedroom


i hope to start world war three sometime......

just me,

and you.

 

08.10.2006, 18:05 quote

Anonymous

almostpurrrfect wrote:
swissrebel wrote:
Aradon wrote:
tyvm, now theres one thing we dont have in common, a love of biology PMSL


Hate biology. Like women.

Sun Tzu summed it up nicely - "Know thy enemy - know thyself".

I wouldn't consider women the enemy, but some of the greatest battles are fought in the bedroom


i hope to start world war three sometime......

just me,

and you.


Well if we're fighting on my home territory, what kind of chance do you think you'll stand of winning?

 
 
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