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16.04.2007, 21:06 quote

jinja75

twistedvoilet wrote:
redoctober wrote:
Don't know if he still can, but my youngest lad could when he was 2. How did I find out? He did it in front of a bunch of my mates!!
would you really wanna know tho... its bad enough walking in on them wanking but giving himself head... would be funny tho


Yeah, i used to feel awkward enough walking in on my dog when he was humping his blankett!!

 

17.04.2007, 01:58 quote

Anonymous

each to their own but i dont think giving myself a blow job would float my boat, ....isnt that what your partner is for? lol

 

17.04.2007, 06:37 quote

JohnnyC
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Id love to be able to do it I must admit. Would never leave the house again! LoL

 

18.04.2007, 10:48 quote

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Leglover227 wrote:
each to their own but i dont think giving myself a blow job would float my boat, ....isnt that what your partner is for? lol


well yeah obviously if you had a partner then you wouldnt have to do it.... Mind you, people still masturbate when in a relationship, so dont see the difference!

 

18.04.2007, 11:28 quote

pirakkanaama2
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i can bend far enough :S
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18.04.2007, 11:29 quote

JohnnyC
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I agree - There is no difference at all!!!
End of the day everybody is free to do what ever they like - so why not! LoL

 

18.04.2007, 11:37 quote

pirakkanaama2
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but if you could do it, and you wanted to, wouldnt it like make you never want a relationship because you can "satisfy" yourself?
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18.04.2007, 11:40 quote

JohnnyC
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Not at all no - At the end of the day I DO want to be able to do it - If I could I would!!! LoL But I'd still want to be in a relationship!!! A relationship isnt just for getting satisfaction from somebody - It's SO much more than just gratification!!! - Or it SHOULD be anyway!

 

18.04.2007, 11:46 quote

pirakkanaama2
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why dont you try that yoga thing? could help you bend lol

or just get 2 ribs removed, or a penis extension surgery
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18.04.2007, 11:50 quote

JohnnyC
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Cant be bothered!!! LoL Im not THAT gutted about not being able to do it - Jees!!! LoL. Would like to be able to but surgery is FAR too a serious concept!!! LoL

 

18.04.2007, 11:53 quote

pirakkanaama2
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baseball bat to your back?
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18.04.2007, 11:56 quote

JohnnyC
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!!! LMAO !!!
Why not just go the whole hog and remove my spine!!! LoL

 

18.04.2007, 11:58 quote

Anonymous

JohnnyC wrote:
!!! LMAO !!!
Why not just go the whole hog and remove my spine!!! LoL


or remove your willy, keep it in your pocket and you can give it head whenever you want Confused

 

18.04.2007, 12:02 quote

JohnnyC
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LMOA
Think that again may be just a step further than I'm willing to go! LoL

 

18.04.2007, 12:02 quote

pirakkanaama2
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oorrrr get a girlfriend, cut her head off, cut your head off, and put yours on her body! ORRR go on one of those spinny wheels intheme parks (the ones where you strapped to the side and when it spins you get sucked back) bend over before it starts and its all done
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