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23.09.2006, 21:39 quote

Anonymous

One blow up doll in very good condition. Recent service including pubic hair trim and lubricant change. Reliable and a good goer. Body work in good condition. Couple of scuff marks around the rear end from a minor shunt but nothing a quick t cut wouldn't put right. Built in cd player (needs repairing, Barry Whites greatest loves songs is stuck in it). Open to offers (well she never refuses).

 

23.09.2006, 21:41 quote

Anonymous

lol not sellin lilo lil too then or was that her? u didnt name names

 

23.09.2006, 21:41 quote

Anonymous

You're selling Fiona?!


Have you found something or someone to replace her?!

 

23.09.2006, 21:42 quote

Anonymous

morillo wrote:
One blow up doll in very good condition. Recent service including pubic hair trim and lubricant change. Reliable and a good goer. Body work in good condition. Couple of scuff marks around the rear end from a minor shunt but nothing a quick t cut wouldn't put right. Built in cd player (needs repairing, Barry Whites greatest loves songs is stuck in it). Open to offers (well she never refuses).


couldnt get rid of fiona on ebay then? are you into part exchange?

i wouldnt let people have a test drive though..

 

23.09.2006, 21:46 quote

Anonymous

I need a real woman....Fionas crap at washing up and hoovering.

 

23.09.2006, 21:47 quote

Anonymous

lol my mum's single Very Happy i'll get on the case in the morn Wink

 

23.09.2006, 21:50 quote

Anonymous

If she's as pretty as you....hang on...how bloody old do you think I am....

 

23.09.2006, 21:51 quote

Anonymous

HAHA.


I just fell off my chair laughing.

 

23.09.2006, 21:53 quote

Anonymous

hee hee me too

 

23.09.2006, 23:40 quote

saintsfan
saintsfan Joined: 09 Jun 2006 Posts: 420 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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LOL funny

 

24.09.2006, 10:23 quote

Anonymous

oh i snorted reading that!

 

24.09.2006, 14:55 quote

missme7

Poor Fiona, gettin the elbow just coz she has a few miles on the clock and Morillo's had his bit of fun with her.... Sad

 

07.10.2006, 18:45 quote

WalkingAndFun
Joined: 25 Sep 2006 Posts: 16 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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morillo wrote:
I need a real woman....Fionas crap at washing up and hoovering.


What makes you think a real woman is going to be any better at doing those activities

 

07.10.2006, 18:49 quote

Anonymous

WalkingAndFun wrote:
morillo wrote:
I need a real woman....Fionas crap at washing up and hoovering.


What makes you think a real woman is going to be any better at doing those activities


*Raises an eyebrow*

 

07.10.2006, 18:57 quote

Anonymous

Fiona's a bloody fine woman, and any of you would be lucky to have her!

Morillo's just fussy Sad

 
 
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