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07.03.2007, 23:02 quote

DoctorBeat
DoctorBeat Joined: 26 Feb 2007 Posts: 152 Location: United Kingdom, England, Birmingham
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Fanny farts are just funny.
Try being a bloke and needing to do a real fart in the middle of receiving a blowjob.
Not funny at all.
Sad

 

07.03.2007, 23:20 quote

Anonymous

DoctorBeat wrote:
Fanny farts are just funny.
Try being a bloke and needing to do a real fart in the middle of receiving a blowjob.
Not funny at all.
Sad


hehe... but a girl could do the same where your down there...

just cough it away and hope it doesnt smell

 

07.03.2007, 23:24 quote

DoctorBeat
DoctorBeat Joined: 26 Feb 2007 Posts: 152 Location: United Kingdom, England, Birmingham
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twistedvoilet wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
Fanny farts are just funny.
Try being a bloke and needing to do a real fart in the middle of receiving a blowjob.
Not funny at all.
Sad


hehe... but a girl could do the same where your down there...

just cough it away and hope it doesnt smell


Yup, don't I know it Vomit

 

07.03.2007, 23:38 quote

Anonymous

DoctorBeat wrote:
twistedvoilet wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
Fanny farts are just funny.
Try being a bloke and needing to do a real fart in the middle of receiving a blowjob.
Not funny at all.
Sad


hehe... but a girl could do the same where your down there...

just cough it away and hope it doesnt smell


Yup, don't I know it Vomit


hehe

 

08.03.2007, 20:00 quote

Anonymous

twistedvoilet wrote:
DoctorBeat wrote:
Fanny farts are just funny.
Try being a bloke and needing to do a real fart in the middle of receiving a blowjob.
Not funny at all.
Sad


hehe... but a girl could do the same where your down there...

just cough it away and hope it doesnt smell
Can and does happen. I laughed it off even though I wasn't best pleased. But she couldn't help it. Luckily it didn't smell. I finished the job with a finger in the end.

 

08.03.2007, 20:18 quote

FatherOBrian
Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 11 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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Ah bless you all, indeed the fanny fart (forgive me Lord for my use of terminolgy for the womans private parts) can be quite hilarious at times. Why only last week Mrs Meadows, our resident organist at St Peters church, let one rip while adjusting herself on her stool halfway the lords prayer. She blamed the new leather seat for her unholy action but Ive been assured by Mr Meadows its not a rare occurance to witness this miracle of womanhood.

 

08.03.2007, 20:44 quote

Anonymous

Laughing Laughing Laughing are you a comidean lol

 

17.07.2008, 23:31 quote

scaramuccia

 

18.07.2008, 05:59 quote

missnopants

I'm going to spank you... Embarassed

 

18.07.2008, 06:27 quote

megalone

Hmmm....

Check this out....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HtEsX1j4uo

 

23.07.2008, 01:21 quote

titwhipper

what's the difference between a armpit and an oven?

when you pull your meat out the oven it don't fart

 

23.05.2011, 09:11 quote

jugs0fjustice
jugs0fjustice Joined: 25 Mar 2011 Posts: 35 Location: United Kingdom, England, Kent
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Why not bump this one up! This was a topic of conversation yesterday lol

 

15.07.2011, 20:19 quote

xbustyburgernips

haha i think every girl fanny farts at some point ! I know i do if condoms are involved ! And i absouletly wet myself if i acccidently fluff, which makes more come out even louder cos' i'm laughin!! but love is fun, and if u cant laugh at it, why do it cos the act of love is hilarious!

 

15.07.2011, 20:30 quote

cmiso

I'd be more worried about the resulting urination than the fanny fart given that scenario Wink

 

17.07.2011, 19:56 quote

s6boystu
s6boystu Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 3122 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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i laugh even more when the ladies 'pass wind' than when i do ! (i don't always laugh, only at the good ones)

if you can't laugh at something like that then you must have been very sheltered (or you have manors and go in to the bathroom !) Laughing
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