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Home >> Sex >> Fanny farts
07.03.2007, 23:02 quote
Fanny farts are just funny.
Try being a bloke and needing to do a real fart in the middle of receiving a blowjob.
Not funny at all.
07.03.2007, 23:20 quote
| DoctorBeat wrote: |
| Fanny farts are just funny.
Try being a bloke and needing to do a real fart in the middle of receiving a blowjob. Not funny at all. |
hehe... but a girl could do the same where your down there...
just cough it away and hope it doesnt smell
07.03.2007, 23:24 quote
| twistedvoilet wrote: | ||
hehe... but a girl could do the same where your down there... just cough it away and hope it doesnt smell |
Yup, don't I know it
07.03.2007, 23:38 quote
| DoctorBeat wrote: | ||||
Yup, don't I know it |
hehe
08.03.2007, 20:00 quote
| twistedvoilet wrote: | ||
hehe... but a girl could do the same where your down there... just cough it away and hope it doesnt smell |
08.03.2007, 20:18 quote
Ah bless you all, indeed the fanny fart (forgive me Lord for my use of terminolgy for the womans private parts) can be quite hilarious at times. Why only last week Mrs Meadows, our resident organist at St Peters church, let one rip while adjusting herself on her stool halfway the lords prayer. She blamed the new leather seat for her unholy action but Ive been assured by Mr Meadows its not a rare occurance to witness this miracle of womanhood.
23.07.2008, 01:21 quote
what's the difference between a armpit and an oven?
when you pull your meat out the oven it don't fart
15.07.2011, 20:19 quote
haha i think every girl fanny farts at some point ! I know i do if condoms are involved ! And i absouletly wet myself if i acccidently fluff, which makes more come out even louder cos' i'm laughin!! but love is fun, and if u cant laugh at it, why do it cos the act of love is hilarious!
15.07.2011, 20:30 quote
I'd be more worried about the resulting urination than the fanny fart given that scenario
17.07.2011, 19:56 quote
i laugh even more when the ladies 'pass wind' than when i do ! (i don't always laugh, only at the good ones)
if you can't laugh at something like that then you must have been very sheltered (or you have manors and go in to the bathroom !) ![]()
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