If I was ever to fake an orgasm..... it would be because the quicker I came, the quicker he would come and leave me alone. I did this quite a lot with the dreaded ex. For two years before we broke up.....I didn't have sex with him at all. He just turned my stomach.

Glad to say, he was the only one I faked it with, and I haven't had to do that in a longgggggggg time lol.

Yeah I've made some fake moans of pleasure to '0898' (oh my age) the shite shag of the night enough to shoot his load and get out of my life.

but any anything 'serious' where I've actually liked the body and the brain then I've had to be straight-up. I couldn't bear crap sex for more than a couple of weeks then it's g'bye and get yourself a more patient trainer.

Women should not have to be sex coaches for numpties. If a bloke shows no aptitude then get sub or take a vow; he certainly ain't getting another go here!

of course if a gf gives her stamp of shag-ability then I may reconsider!!

Amen there's nowt worse than a crap shag. Some women think all they have to do is sit back and do nothing or have no imagination. I think they believe just because you came that they were good.

so men can fake them aswell?

i had to fake one last night. I was alone so no one noticed

well i had a real one by myself, so no one noticed either ........... xx lol

The last real one I had was so good I won't need another one for at least 2 weeks The last fake one I had was ages ago and was particularly pathetic and not worth the effort of the obligatory face grimace.

What is it with people and fake Os? If you don't care much about the person you don't have to fake it (and could even say the truth and you could work it out together), if you care a lot about the person that would be even a more appropriate time to talk it over and see how you can fix it. Wtf. Am I wrong?

p.s. I know someone who says they're not even in for the O but for the whole action. I'm not sayin that's rite, but I really don't see the necessity of the fakin.

[quote="Bliss23"]What is it with people and fake Os? If you don't care much about the person you don't have to fake it (and could even say the truth and you could work it out together), if you care a lot about the person that would be even a more appropriate time to talk it over and see how you can fix it. Wtf. Am I wrong?

p.s. I know someone who says they're not even in for the O but for the whole action. I'm not sayin that's rite, but I really don't see the necessity of the fakin.[/quote]

Well isn't the orgasm part of the whole action ?????? dont undertstand that at all, no point doing it if your not guna cum, whats the point, whats happened to good old fashioned f*cking each others brains out and having multiple orgasms ............. xx