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29.12.2006, 20:14 quote

Anonymous

Leglover227 wrote:
Ian39 wrote:
almostpurrrfect wrote:
i think men can have love with no emotion involved because women are more emotional full stop.


Do you really believe that?


it's all a lie


Its a conspiracy lol

 

29.12.2006, 20:20 quote

Anonymous

Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!

 

29.12.2006, 23:34 quote

Cidem
Cidem Joined: 31 Dec 2005 Posts: 805 Location: United Kingdom, Channel Islands, Isle of Man
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blimey.. have we still not sorted this one out yet ??

Look - it's quiet simple really..

Fucking is what you do with your girl/boyfriend whilst trying to conceal your screams to avoid waking his/her parents

Making Love it what you do with your husband/wife whilst trying to remember where you left your tax return !




As Jasper Carrot once said about a "satisfying your partner in bed" book.....


If you have a satisfying experience in bed, don't forget to tell your partner...... sod off !! Who in their right mind is going to make a phone call at 3am !




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You know that look women get when they want love? Me neither! Very Happy

 

30.12.2006, 02:53 quote

Anonymous

 

30.12.2006, 03:11 quote

Anonymous

Leglover227 wrote:


still up LL?

 

31.12.2006, 21:16 quote

Anonymous

angelsarah wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:


still up LL?


I've been up since the day i was born

 

31.12.2006, 21:39 quote

Anonymous

Leglover227 wrote:
angelsarah wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:


still up LL?


I've been up since the day i was born

must have made it difficult for your mum to deliver u

 

31.12.2006, 21:40 quote

Anonymous

Leglover227 wrote:
angelsarah wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:


still up LL?


I've been up since the day i was born


***In my best singing voice***** (which isn't very good)

You put your one leg up...you put your other leg up....

lol

 

01.01.2007, 01:14 quote

Anonymous

it was a very difficult birth, ...she slaps me every year on my birthday!

 

01.01.2007, 17:25 quote

Anonymous

Leglover227 wrote:
it was a very difficult birth, ...she slaps me every year on my birthday!


Naughty thoughts here Embarassed wonder if she would let me assist next birthday

 

01.01.2007, 19:37 quote

Anonymous

JuiciLuci wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
it was a very difficult birth, ...she slaps me every year on my birthday!


Naughty thoughts here Embarassed wonder if she would let me assist next birthday


i've asked her and the job is now yours

 

01.01.2007, 20:27 quote

Bettyboobs86
Bettyboobs86 Joined: 05 Oct 2006 Posts: 340 Location: United Kingdom, Wales, Gwent
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brainsplusbeauty wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
angelsarah wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:


still up LL?


I've been up since the day i was born


***In my best singing voice***** (which isn't very good)

You put your one leg up...you put your other leg up....

lol


In out in out you slide it in and out!!!!

Oooops knew I shouldn't have come in here. Embarassed
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01.01.2007, 21:45 quote

Anonymous

Leglover227 wrote:
JuiciLuci wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
it was a very difficult birth, ...she slaps me every year on my birthday!


Naughty thoughts here Embarassed wonder if she would let me assist next birthday


i've asked her and the job is now yours


Bend over................

 

01.01.2007, 21:49 quote

Anonymous

JuiciLuci wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
JuiciLuci wrote:
Leglover227 wrote:
it was a very difficult birth, ...she slaps me every year on my birthday!


Naughty thoughts here Embarassed wonder if she would let me assist next birthday


i've asked her and the job is now yours


Bend over................


Sure!, ....you after though Wink

 

01.01.2007, 21:57 quote

Anonymous

She bends over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
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