Make ur choise !!(my monster c..k always chooooosng doggy;))

Lap dance!
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It's always times like these,
When I think of you And I wonder,
If you ever think of me?

actually i wouldnt give you either

You offering quite rare male lapdancers! I think
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I'd quite enjoy having a doggy give me a lapdance, can I have that? (twice)

trust you ............ goats not good enough for you now

Oh, the goats are great, but everyone loves a bit of rough now and again
(as in ruff-ruff!)

i want a doggy...

I'll be your dawg....

you look nothing like a staffy...

No, but I am a right dirty bitch tho......

but i want a real dog... if i dont get one soon, i am gonna be overrun by hamsters

And moving to the sex forum

Whhhoooooooooooosh