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21.11.2006, 14:14 quote
| Morillo wrote: | ||
You should have paid more attention in biology classes mate. The bums for shitting out of not being stuffed by a pecker. |
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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22.11.2006, 10:54 quote
hi, let's tackle this issue scientifically, when you get a lot of anal sex, the musel that controls the anal will be loose, so you can not control your shit... this musel is called "sphincter" check it in the website>>> there is internal and external sphincter... this will cause external and internal tearings... the former is less worse than the latter.... the internal tear will allow the bacteria and germs to enter your body.... moreover, when the internal sphincter occurs, there will be no pain or hurt,,, so there will be lots of muscles tears and the fucked person will not feel these tears.... THE MOST IMPORTANT THINS IS THAT when you have anal sex with a lady, "" if that was with outa condom"" you will ejaculate in her ass. HER BODY body will produce anti biotics that will protect the body from the sperm whhich entered to the body through either the internal or external sphincters... then when you want to have a baby,, her body already produces anti-sperm stuff,,, so she can not be pregnent... hope that might help these poor ladies...
22.11.2006, 11:20 quote
WTF? Can you post a link on where you found those anti sperm facts from???
Its is true about muscle damage, porn stars apparently often suffer fron 'leakage'. 
22.11.2006, 14:58 quote
Sorry..but you are all very funny....`leakage`? `Bums are for shitting`....priceless! Keep `em coming! Ha ha! 
Isn`t there a thing about going to hell as well if you shag butt? Or ya dick will drop off or u`ll turn into a frog? Sure I read that somewhere........ 
22.11.2006, 15:48 quote
| assfreak57 wrote: |
| Sorry..but you are all very funny....`leakage`? `Bums are for shitting`....priceless! Keep `em coming! Ha ha!
Isn`t there a thing about going to hell as well if you shag butt? Or ya dick will drop off or u`ll turn into a frog? Sure I read that somewhere........ |
oh bugger i hope not, i was rather looking forwards to my thatched cottage retreat up thar in that heaven place!
22.11.2006, 16:57 quote
| almostpurrrfect wrote: |
| me too!!!
although the leakage comment has slightly put me off |
Could always wear dark coloured trousers
22.11.2006, 17:22 quote
| Ringer2 wrote: | ||
Could always wear dark coloured trousers |
Eeeewwww!!!
23.11.2006, 17:22 quote
| Ringer2 wrote: | ||
Could always wear dark coloured trousers |
does it work for you ?
how do you hide the lumps....
23.11.2006, 17:58 quote
| cheekyarse wrote: |
 ....... But  |
I used to work in a pub, and one day there was a chap stood at the bar with an ominous log shaped lump....
Classy place it was too (right by the bus station in bradford)
23.11.2006, 18:13 quote
| cheekyarse wrote: |
 Log at front Yeah !!! at the back NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
Unless it starts at the front and finishes at the back
Took a bloke to A&E once with a fractured ankle who was rather well built shall we say..... we got him as discharge home 6 hours later (and A&E was very queit that day 
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He said he'd never had so many offers but (and this is the best bit) he didn't have the heart to tell the nurses he was gay !!
23.11.2006, 22:36 quote
ASS FREAK QUITE WHAT I DO N DONT DO IN BED OR OUT OF IT IS NOBODYS BUSINESS BUT MINE TO SUGGEST AM FRIGID AND NOT OPEN TO NEW AND DIFERENT SEXUAL EXPERIENCES BECAUSE I POO POOED YOUR LOVE OF ASS FUCKING IS NARROW MINDED AND OFFENSIVE TO ME
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