I suppose if you pushed your chest accross my face whilst I was lying down on my back you might be able to flat press me. Or you could always go for the mount and pound me as we say in UFC terms. But I think your best plan would be to both take me on at the same time and improve your odds.

It depends on how freaky you are & what you would call a fetish

count me in for the mud wrestling, i'd love that

but

i think wrestling in a massive pool full of angel delight would be even better