One thing that I find funny is how dirty talk can find its way into the hands of someone who is neither equipped to use it nor the 'type' of person who can use it.

For example, I've sometimes heard of this scenario occurring, with the guy squeaking away in his weedy little voice:

Woman: Yeah, you like that?

Man: Oh yeah, you _____ it real good don't you, you ________, yeah take it really far down your ______ tight _______, yeah you nasty little _______!

Woman: Tell me what you want me to do...

Man: Make me ____ so bad, I want to feel my _____ all the way in your _____, make it grow the size of a ________, that's it, don't stop now you nasty _______, keep it nice and _____ and then when you feel like ________ and wanting to ____, let me ______ all over you!!!