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24.09.2006, 21:24 quote
Fear not, I shall hot air ballon my way over...as long as the winds in our favour I shall be there by 6...and if I see that scotsdave on my way over Im going to drop a turd on his head.
24.09.2006, 21:26 quote
I was gonna offer to swim over, but thinking about it I might not have the energy to do the deed...of course I could just lie back and let you do all the work!!!
24.09.2006, 21:28 quote
| morillo wrote: |
| Fear not, I shall hot air ballon my way over...as long as the winds in our favour I shall be there by 6...and if I see that scotsdave on my way over Im going to drop a turd on his head. |
woot woot up up and away
25.09.2006, 09:12 quote
Willing to wait till this weekend? I don't get paid till Thursday ![]()
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26.09.2006, 11:46 quote
Like the way I manage to kill threads so easy??
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26.09.2006, 12:14 quote
lol, i wouldn't worry Aradon, id dare say people stopped reading and started looking up ryanair flights instead.
26.09.2006, 12:28 quote
| morillo wrote: |
| Fear not, I shall hot air ballon my way over...as long as the winds in our favour I shall be there by 6...and if I see that scotsdave on my way over Im going to drop a turd on his head. |
nip oot and get some morning rolls and the paper and drop them off on your way to Dave's?
By the time I get to the shop the papers are all gone and it's only stale rolls that are left {wonder if this how Purrect is feeling at the mo'
26.09.2006, 12:57 quote
So it's a race then boy's?
Me i'm going to take a harpoon gun (that should finish off the balloons)
And Red and Crazy in their Spitfires that will end the fliers and if i flap my arms hard enough i should just about beat the ferries!
On second thoughts i think a private jet is the answer for me! ![]()
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26.09.2006, 13:01 quote
| almostpurrrfect wrote: |
| ok who's willing to fly over here and give me a good seeing to??
i think my virginity is growing back! |
I thought you had a brad pit type person on stand by
26.09.2006, 13:18 quote
She has several, but I think she's looking for fresh meat.
A woman's gotta eat, but that doesn't mean it has to be only what's in the fridge.
26.09.2006, 13:22 quote
| eccles wrote: |
| So it's a race then boy's?
Me i'm going to take a harpoon gun (that should finish off the balloons) And Red and Crazy in their Spitfires that will end the fliers and if i flap my arms hard enough i should just about beat the ferries! On second thoughts i think a private jet is the answer for me! |
er... as much as i like Mandy, I won't be flying over to satisfy her carnal needs!!! You guys can fight this out on your own.
26.09.2006, 13:24 quote
| ScotInCornwall wrote: |
| She has several, but I think she's looking for fresh meat.
A woman's gotta eat, but that doesn't mean it has to be only what's in the fridge. |
I like fresh meat, but whether it be steak or quality burger, one at a time is more than enough.
26.09.2006, 13:55 quote
| redoctober wrote: | ||
er... as much as i like Mandy, I won't be flying over to satisfy her carnal needs!!! You guys can fight this out on your own. |
Yeah, I agree with Tracy, you guys can fight it out on your own
26.09.2006, 14:13 quote
lol, its turning into a modern day version of around the world in 80 days
that or wacky races, and eccles with his harpoon gun and arm flapping antics has just got to be dick dastardly
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