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11.10.2006, 19:33 quote

Anonymous

Some bizarre person on MSN asked if i'd have sex with a sheep for £1,000,000.

Just in case you thought i'd cop out and not give you my reply before asking yours I said the ol' welsh had been doing it for centuries and they turned out alright... well, they turned out anyway.

So, for 1 million quid?

Girls, it's obviously slightly different, but assume you're guys for a bit. It's great being male.

 

11.10.2006, 19:36 quote

Anonymous

Would it be consensual ?

 

11.10.2006, 19:37 quote

Anonymous

whizzer wrote:
Would it be consensual ?


Yes. The sheep is also getting £1,000.000 worth of whatever sheep like.

 

11.10.2006, 19:41 quote

Anonymous

At this present time, I'd do almost anything for £1 million Surprised

 

11.10.2006, 19:43 quote

Anonymous

lol i'm boring i wouldn't Very Happy poor old sheeps having you lot after them for some money i dunno, i may set up a save the sheep campaign

 

11.10.2006, 19:44 quote

Anonymous

moldypeach wrote:
lol i'm boring i wouldn't Very Happy poor old sheeps having you lot after them for some money i dunno, i may set up a save the sheep campaign


No no no, read the next lot of posts - the Sheep's getting plenty out of this.

Plus it's a sex-mad sheep.

 

11.10.2006, 19:46 quote

Anonymous

swissrebel wrote:
moldypeach wrote:
lol i'm boring i wouldn't Very Happy poor old sheeps having you lot after them for some money i dunno, i may set up a save the sheep campaign


No no no, read the next lot of posts - the Sheep's getting plenty out of this.

Plus it's a sex-mad sheep.

oh ok just the one sheep then, i guess it could rise to stardom through this maybe richard and judy Wink as long as it gets a full contract of rights i guess i shall let it lie

 

11.10.2006, 19:46 quote

Anonymous

swissrebel wrote:
moldypeach wrote:
lol i'm boring i wouldn't Very Happy poor old sheeps having you lot after them for some money i dunno, i may set up a save the sheep campaign


No no no, read the next lot of posts - the Sheep's getting plenty out of this.

Plus it's a sex-mad sheep.



No use trying to justify yourself Dan, we know your a sick demented pervo


but that's fine we still love you Embarassed

 

11.10.2006, 19:47 quote

Anonymous

whizzer wrote:
swissrebel wrote:
moldypeach wrote:
lol i'm boring i wouldn't Very Happy poor old sheeps having you lot after them for some money i dunno, i may set up a save the sheep campaign


No no no, read the next lot of posts - the Sheep's getting plenty out of this.

Plus it's a sex-mad sheep.



No use trying to justify yourself Dan, we know your a sick demented pervo


but that's fine we still love you Embarassed


But it's only hypothetical sick dementedness for money!

 

11.10.2006, 19:50 quote

Anonymous

but then money is the root of all evil, so really even though it's hypothetical it means you are still thinking evilly. OMG your the devil lmao Twisted Evil i knew the whole sheep thing was odd and the way you want to stop humanity carrying on with a few injections

 

11.10.2006, 19:53 quote

Anonymous

swissrebel wrote:
whizzer wrote:
swissrebel wrote:
moldypeach wrote:
lol i'm boring i wouldn't Very Happy poor old sheeps having you lot after them for some money i dunno, i may set up a save the sheep campaign


No no no, read the next lot of posts - the Sheep's getting plenty out of this.

Plus it's a sex-mad sheep.



No use trying to justify yourself Dan, we know your a sick demented pervo


but that's fine we still love you Embarassed


But it's only hypothetical sick dementedness for money!



Is that because no one has offered you a million squid yet ?

 

11.10.2006, 19:56 quote

Anonymous

Shit... I'm being ganged up on!

I already admitted i'd do it for a million quid, so when someone offers it - i'm there!

I'd obviously have to use a condom. Wouldn't want to be getting a phone call from her in a few months...

And yes, i'm evil. Blah, so what? Razz

 

11.10.2006, 20:11 quote

Hungryone
Hungryone Joined: 01 Sep 2006 Posts: 264 Location: United Kingdom, England, Birmingham
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You know, people do that kinda thing for free! Dogs, horses, sheep, goats, donkeys....rumour has it even a dolphin got...erm...violated, lord knows how but these strange people have a knack of "finding ways".

 

11.10.2006, 20:51 quote

Anonymous

have i not made myself clear?? i'd have sex with a shadow by now!!!!

payment is not required but satisfaction is.... mine..not the sheeps. i don't care if the sheep admires my technique!!

 

11.10.2006, 20:54 quote

ChiefOHara
ChiefOHara Joined: 11 Feb 2006 Posts: 2853 Location: Ireland, Cork, Cork
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To be honest id be more concerned about the person offering a million quid to watch it, rather than the person who takes the money and runs.

 
 
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