Why not try "Lucyfurr"

Am having problems opening Word & Excel files. They take ages but eventually open. This happens on my own PC at home. I also copy files sometimes from a work laptop to my own PC, could this be the ...

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to sta ...

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he
does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your ...