My wife doesn't like the car i bought her, she said she wants something that goes from 0 to 140 in 3 seconds, so i got the fat bitch a set of bathroom scales!!!!!!!

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They are abit tight round the neck

But they hang well though!!!

Great Skoda Joke.

A guy I work with has just bought one.

Does anyone know anymore?

I know the one that goes the reason why a skoda needs a heated rear screen is so the person pushin ...

Great Irish Jokes Aradon and Eccles.

I do know more but they are the very well known ones.

And some jokes sound their best when you say them out loud.

Mark..

Thanks All,

All Jokes on here look really good

I hope mine lives up to them.

Two Irishmen walking along find a mirror in the middle of the road.

The first one picks it up looks into it and says "Tha ...

Hi all,

Have any of you been to Paphos recently or are booked up to go.

I came back from there last month and had a wicked time.

If any of you have been you will have heard of Bar Street wher ...

Thanks Alura,

I've already had a look at some of topics discussed and posted a couple of things of my own. I'll have another look now!!!

Mark..

I've just got back from Paphos, Cyprus.

I only had a week there but it's really good, there are plenty of Clubs and Bars to go to.

Also other than the nightlife there are other good things to do ...

Hello All,

I'm new to this site

I don't know what you people talk about on here I am just looking for a few friends to chat to really.

Mark...