i think this is a joke, i actually think REAL orgasms use more calories than fake ones, and although getting caught by ur dad/boyf might make ur heart race, only giving birth could use up that many ca ...

There is no such thing as Horrible love.

yes there is, when ur not up for it but ur too wasted to punch his lights out, or when ur partner gets really sweaty! urrrrrrrgh

why dont u just get some really good porn and lock urself in ur study for 10 minutes?!

it kind of is legal, isnt it? porn is exchange of money for love.

i read somewhere that it is normal to feel horny when witnessing death, as a mechanism to counter-act a seemingly imminent extinction by re-balancing the population! my findings went against this the ...

i dont like feet. most people dont look after their feet and consequently sport filthy toenails, sweaty whiffs or gnarly skin which is just such a turn-off!
if youre into feet, hygiene must be a pri ...

just enjoy it and dont spoil it by trying too hard to enjoy it (excuse the pun!), dont put on a show or do it how you think youre SUPPOSED to. do it how it feels good, just go with your instincts- it ...

i read somewhere that it is normal to feel horny when witnessing death, as a mechanism to counter-act a seemingly imminent extinction by re-balancing the population! my findings went against this the ...

my birds a real woman and holds it in!....she's beutiful to hold my spunk in all night long
i think thats love

i'm a real woman too, but i am stretched to the limit with the massive brain i'm used ...

Here it is, i'm seeing 3 girls at the moment, but not officially 'going out' with any of them.

I've been getting a bit of slack from some girl friends of mine for doing this, but in my view I'm sti ...

When does one take it to the next level and give your lover a 'Dutch Oven' is the real question good people.

wtf is a dutch oven?

the cat, tee-hee.
i leave a snail trail to the bathroom usually!

right thats it tired now im off.
c yas later

>..<~~

im an ass virgin

its gotta hurt!

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lube

its fucking wicked

i loooooooooove russian accents, just imagining it makes me go all giggley and gooey! hang on, i just need to go away for a few minutes...