i think it might be an std

if i can find someone to cover for me on the sunday mornings cricket match then i'll be there

breaking news.....breaking news......breaking news...

7 innocent people killed in drive by fart fired sunflower seed attack

arsenal dropped more points this weekend, do you think i could get them relegated if i keep predicting the to win 5-0??

wagon wheels for me

smart

slap


jimmy carr or alan carr

any woman who happens to wear a shirt with blue and white vertical stripes

best alround good egg

worse too hard to find bad things to put under the worse catagory

runs a banana bending factory, too many straight bananas, not enough time

i'm gonna stick my arm up your arse through your torso, up your neck, poke my fingers out your eye sockets, then with one hard yank turn you inside out

i was planning to be very sadistic and kill the person next in a really nasty way, but lv is such a lovely i can't bring myself to be like that so instead i shall inject her in the tongue with suxamet ...

Sunderland v Arsenal 0-5, fingers crossed im wrong again
West Brom v Fulham 1-1
Wigan v Middlesbrough 2-0
Blackburn v Man Utd 1-2
West Ham v Bolton 3-0
Chelsea v Aston Villa 1-1
Man Cit ...

week 7 fixtures

Sunderland v Arsenal
West Brom v Fulham
Wigan v Middlesbrough
Blackburn v Man Utd
West Ham v Bolton
Chelsea v Aston Villa
Man City v Liverpool
Portsmouth v Stoke City ...

no need to invent the perfect sport, crickets already been invented