If I knew it would be the last time
that I'd see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly
and pray the Lord, your soul to keep.

If I knew it would be the last time
that I see you ...

great work you just summed up how im feeling now

or it could be the sizes of there spinkter

A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother were upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" said the seven year old. "I think it's about time we start swearing."

The fo ...

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign ...

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.

Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guar ...

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous On the pul ...

At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives

complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him

and asks him, "What the hell did you do to your back?"

The patient re ...

Once upon a time, there was an island where all
the feelings lived:

Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the
others, including Love.
One day it was announced to the feelings that the
...

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for ?
> A: Its Braille for "suck here".

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
> A: Melt them down, make a tire, and cal ...

found them funny and true

ahh you noticed !!!!

snowpatrol eyes open album..amazing album

1. Do not say what we mean. Ever.

2. Be ambiguous. Always.

3. Cry. Cry often.

4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought years, months, or decades ago...or with other boyfriends. ...

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs.

The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and ra ...