the grass is always greener and with dating sites, so much closer too

tonight
I thought
I'd sneek a peek

we seem to be missing a few of our regular posters on here....


dude! thanks for the wee thought

still having the occasional nose but as said above I've finally found my way back into the re ...

No, ..i just roll over and fart, ....honest!

How many women have you slept with?????




you had to ask didnt you! ......Consider im 37 and put it about a bit in my teens and early ...

i would, I'd show them something I feel is very important to Relationships and Attraction etc - my bare

why not put a pic on??? if on a meet would u put a bag on ur head then too ??

ignore my post above I was being far too random for anyone's good, in fact bordering on village idiot!

but don't worry there ARE some sane people about here too. Somewhere. At least I saw some ...

Tell you what Cazza as I don't usually do biscuits anyway, I brought some choccie liqueurs...

hmmmm the kahlua's devine

I've joined my first group!

Do I get a biscuit?

What did you dream last night?


Last night I dreampt about a spider's web.

I remember seein it at the edge of the room about eye-level. It was memorable because it had the shape of a hemisphere ...

loads a newcastle brown ale (in the Intrepid Fox) followed by red wine = PAIN in the morning!!!

everyone talk quietly pleeease...


and I'm afraid to look see what bollox I posted last n ...

feet. a picture of your feet would be nice. But a pic of you bungeeing would be even better

tread mindlessly on a flower and know not the loss of an other

regard only the surface and know not the depths

<steps behind bar as it seems to be unmanned>

pulls a loverly 6X with perfect head, takes a long draft, looks up and grins at all with a blong stash

'oo's avin wot den?'