A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
Out of breath, he asked "PLEASE Sister can I hide under your skirt for a few minutes, I,ll explain later"
The Nun agreed, ...

A sailor was made to walk the plank and left to drown.
But the tides carried the unconcious man to a desert island.
When he came to he saw dark red sandy beaches, dark red trees with dark red birds ...

40 Gypsies died and went to heaven. They turned up at the pearly gates and asked St Peter to let them in.
He said they did not have room for all 40 of them, he only had room for 5, so they should go ...

One morning a little asked her daddy "Whats Poo"
The father pondered, and ansered.
You know you have just had breakfast, well your tummy takes all the goodness out of it, and you go to the ...

Donald Rumsfield briefed the President this morning, He told Bush three Brazilian solgers had been killed in Iraq, To everyones amazment, all the colour drained from Bush,s face, then he collapsed on ...

One day a little girl was skipping through the woods,when she came across a little old man dressed in green, sat on a mushroom with his head between his legs.
"Are you a Goblin" asked the g ...

What did the duck say when she bought a new lip-stick.
Put it on my bill.