Exercise makes you feel better, even though it's hard to bother doing it in the first place! Reading a good book, watching some comedy shows, watching fish swim around (apparently). Chatting to wond ...

Lister: "Kryten, the red, blue and green lights are flashing - what does that mean?"

Kryten: "Well sir, either we're having a disco, or we are entering an asteroid field"

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"I spent loads of money on women and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best

"The early bird gets the worm. The second mouse gets the cheese". - Proverb

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There are 2 secret rules to guarantee success:

1. Don't tell anyone else.

ditto?

On a second date now, so would have to take you somewhere even better

9.9 as I can't see all of you

Smile at her, but assume she said "whichever is closer"

My place or yours?

Take her out for dinner

A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed to "whoever it may concern".

Removed. Now you remove yours

Speak for yourself bozo!!

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Watch the game, have a bud...