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Posted: 12.03.2007, 23:06

mel25
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marriage part 5 Forum: Jokes    Subject: marriage part 5

Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized
that the nex ...

 

Posted: 12.03.2007, 23:05

mel25
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marriage part 4 Forum: Jokes    Subject: marriage part 4

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so
proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite
of her objections.

One night, they ...

 

Posted: 12.03.2007, 23:04

mel25
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marriage part 3 Forum: Jokes    Subject: marriage part 3

Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either,"
and storms out of ...

 

Posted: 12.03.2007, 23:03

mel25
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marriage part 2 Forum: Jokes    Subject: marriage part 2

Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
...

 

Posted: 12.03.2007, 23:02

mel25
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marriage part 1 Forum: Jokes    Subject: marriage part 1

Marriage - Part I

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after
the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at ...

 

Posted: 12.03.2007, 22:57

mel25
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Flat Tummy Forum: Jokes    Subject: Flat Tummy

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mum sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly an ...

 

Posted: 04.06.2006, 21:28

mel25
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Daddy Longlegs Forum: Jokes    Subject: Daddy Longlegs

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of n ...

 

Posted: 04.06.2006, 07:58

mel25
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Quality Assurance Forum: Jokes    Subject: Quality Assurance

A bloke goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex. The
foreman takes him round the plant and shows him all the machinery
and offers him the job.

"What will the role entail ...

 

Posted: 04.06.2006, 07:52

mel25
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3 Little Pigs Forum: Jokes    Subject: 3 Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.


"I would like a Coke," sa ...

 

Posted: 04.06.2006, 07:50

mel25
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Bloody Londoners Forum: Jokes    Subject: Bloody Londoners

A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it
off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close
to the kerb and takes off t ...