I wrote that poem a couple of years ago, and only just performed it along with the other one i posted at an event in Glasgow yesterday. Glad that someone who'd life is touched by someone elses conditi ...

Not so long ago, in a land not so far,
A young Northern lad, was ‘avin chat with his da
He says “da, I’m reet hungry, I could do with some broth”,
But his da wouldn’t have it, and told him to “ge ...

When thurs a test in ma wee class
They look tae me tae come in last
While thur aw spellin words oot loud,
Ahm makin faces in a cloud
They’re aw sat there hypnotized,
When a want tae see thum lo ...

Thanks for the input peeps. I think about one person there claimed to have gotten dates, so that maybe answers my question. I think I know a couple of things I should do. A) Put in a recent photo, cos ...

That's cool ... i guess, looking at the general 1:5 general ratio of girls to guys on here, i'm part of a pretty large pool that girls are choosing from, plus i'm really only looking at Glasgow. But j ...

Hrllo flirtboxers! So is anyone actually getting dates out of this website, or is it just a fancy hot or not, with chat options thrown in (People saying "wow, i got 25 messages today, cool", ...