No, I wouldn't easily trust someone I met on the Internet.
You have to build up a picture of them in terms of intelligence, physical health and mental state. You have to be able to place them in real ...

A lot of these topics come up again and again.
Have a read of a reply I made earlier...
(As they say in the House of Commons! )
you!

Best: 47 posts in one week!

Worst: no photo!
(Is a man, a woman, a middlesexer, or a flirtbot? )

You remind me of Sky Vs Spy in Mad Magazine!

Today I walked thru the Golden Gate Park and spent some time at the Fe Young Museum. I had the soup of the day (tomato), the potato and leek quiche, and the mixed berry tart. Later I sat and looked at ...

ship-shape

Get sitting comfortably...
Close your eyes and imagine you are on a beach...
Can you hear those waves breaking gently on the shore?
Were there some gulls in the distance?
Can you smell the seaweed ...

I've sent them. I think the first one has to be relevant, humourous and brief.
Relevant means that you should have read the profile and found something to say beyond, 'You're gorgeous!' or 'Hi!'
Hu ...

Damn! Do you know my family?
OK, I'd settle for mum in men's clothes, but I never once saw her in anything other than skirts and dresses.

Would you rather win the lottery and change your lif ...

Tonight I thought I'd visit the forums for a while since I've not been around much. Hi guys!!
Ditto! Hi gals!

It seems a bit more active than the last time I popped in!
Which is a good thing!
So ...

Ahhh boobs!! I remember as a kid watching Pamela Anderson and her big boobs, I used to sit there just staring at her chest. I prayed and prayed for big boobs. I got my wish.
You know it's permitted t ...

No, I try to do it on purpose!

I found the above text hard to read... Did you?

Perceptive!

Hansel!
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The biggest softy! I resemble that remark!
(Good to see you back!)

World domination? Oh, easy! That's Grooveme...
She's started out taking over the animal kingdom...
We humans ...

I just started Books 1 and 2 (a hardback) and done 2 chapters. I'll post some more after I've read a bit more.
It's very detailed - as if every little thing that happens is important, which I somehow ...