Hiya darkhorse. You up to no good?? Shame im not into grandads - you make me laugh. Do you want me to send you some pics of Middleton...

I have dated smokers & non smokers. I would never make a person change for me if they did smoke - its their own choice. If they were into drugs or something i would never have that kind of thing i ...

Solomon1980 is a mega dish!!! When he first put his profile on it said he was looking for a date. About 3 days later, probably when he realised he looks like a god or somethin, it changed t ...

Just logged on..... Pervy message from last night i didn't look at from a 19 year old! At least you guys are consistant!! Thanks by the way, it wasn't too pervy, just enough to put a smile on my ...

Hi Nixy. Yeah i know what your saying is true, just wish it wasn't. But i do enjoy my pervy teen messages every other night so keep em comin. At least someone wants a slice This is the first dati ...

Your right darkhorse Middleton is a nice place with lots of history and such. However not many people care for history and pretty gardens these days - if its nailed down it gets set on fire! No, its n ...

RIGHT. While i have some interesting regulars looking at my profile. Please could somebody explain why all these little boys want to jump my bones??

Thanks for the thought darkhorse. Are you sure about Middleton and its mankiness?.... And there is nothing wrong with grandads - young enough to use the internet, my father doesn't even know what a mo ...

Sorry megalone. I had a bit of a hissy fit because i couldn't get my email confirmed and deleted everythin... (id had a drink and got a bit loonie) like you do

Every time i log in a have some slutty message from an 18 year old wanting to learn a few tricks - very funny but very unnerving when they mention that im an older lady.... (LADY) Haven't been called ...

What are you up to then? oh strange one?

Im a bit upset at the fact i only seem to be getting messages from little boys that want to be tought a lesson by an older lady!.... Im only 27!! Anyway whats up?? Is my profile fightening you guys? D ...

my ex husband used to sleep with his feet out the bottom of the bed and when he got too warm he would flip the cover so all of his legs were exposed. In turn i got cold little legs and it pissed me of ...

If it meant i could still have the same things that i have today eg my daughter. I would have ran a mile away from that that stupid tall, dark, handsome, man i met (AKA the husband soon to be ex). God ...

worst thing in the world waking up with no covers. Makes me feel ill at the thought. I your typical woman, not happy unless the house is boiling.