Offered to carry the shopping home for an old lady from Barbados.

You carried her shopping from Barbados. Wow, you quite a guy!

Sh!t, I've just realised that one or both of you could be in that position, don't mean to offend.

When you guys refer to yourselves as single dads - does that mean that you are the full-time carers for your off-spring?

I don't mean this to be in any way confrontational or rude, I have a daughte ...

Are you still awake purfect?

Would that be the Australian BAR version of a Church?

That's the one, have you been? It is a damn good morning out

You are correct though, it's very sad, but I am going to church tomorrow, and that will be fun. Google >>Church Club Kentish Town - It's a f@cking riot, if you're in London, come and check it ou ...

Of even the first 3 places!

Not much point memorising it when you have a PI button on a calculator, 3.142 is accurate enough for most every day activities and the internet can provide you with whatever info you need. My memory i ...

Not much point memorising it when you have a PI button on a calculator, 3.142 is accurate enough for most every day activities and the internet can provide you with whatever info you need. My memory i ...

Maybe we should start a maths forum? - I could throw a couple out. Gosh I bet that would have the chicks a'flocking, just like chess club in the glory days!

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592


Thats just a start, I can't imagine anyone is too interested though, maybe I should include on my profile?

Bloody hell, you're ...

well 3.whatever out of ten is not a very good rating so nooooo..... pi is not acceptable lmao

Somebody had to stop giving 10/10

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592


Thats just a start, I can't imagine anyone is too interested though, maybe I should include on my profile?

how about Pi? It's never been solved...

I know Pi to 200+ , always impresses the ladies!

My first time was with a then girlfriend and it was a first for us both (unless she was lying to me) We were both 17 and it was in my bedroom, I remember nicking a 'Meatloaf' branded condom from my si ...