I'd collect a load of dinosaur eggs and other valuable stuff.

Royksopp.

I like anime, though not as much as I did a few years ago. At the moment I'm watching fansubs of Death Note and Bokurano. I'm not so keen on Japanese music.

Premonitions always come true by definition, because it's not considered a premonition if it doesn't. If you hum a tune, then turn on the radio to hear an entirely different tune, you don't think to y ...

Where's the flying car I should be driving around in?
I believe they're called planes.

last night someone broke a hole in my fence, got into my garden,
AND STOLE MY MOP!!!!
hahahahaha they stole the mop and only the mop
The way I see it there are two possibilities:
1. You neve ...

he wants 2 have mad s*x with he and make her bed rock, sqeak sqeak, ie make the earth move lol
I said I understand the pun, I just think it's tenuous. My problem is that Fred Flintstone didn't make B ...

Tubular Bells.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
That one doesn't really make sense.

Bedrock i think thats the town the flintstones are from,
I understand the pun. I just don't t ...

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
That one doesn't really make sense.

Just a few off the top of my head:

1. Keep telling your date to shut up.
2. Pretend to be a ventriloquist's dummy (for the whole evening).
3. Keep trying to bat away invisible flies.
4. Punch th ...

Allen Wrench: "Help, I need tungsten to live. TUNGSTEN!"

Mine would be:

1. Any restrictions on my wishes are lifted (this one is important for wish #3).
2. Misinterpretation of my wishes is impossible, so all my wishes are granted exactly as I intend.
...

Unicorns use their horn to stab people. I'm serious.

If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"
.wife isn't a valid top-level domain