oi oi savaloy
i dun undastand why iss in the joke section? Is all propa english init?
Ok so spellin int so good but least ya learn a propa way to speak,
.....shud be made a sticky in evry s ...

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erm can i ask to just confirm, we talking about Eels the US group right? If so I'm impressed we have another fan here
Eels rock, i missed their uk dates earlier this year cos i wasnt in the coun ...

....talking of dancing reminds me-

if all were good all would be happy
if all were happy all would be good

The only French i know is- l'singe ets dan l'arbre but it's got me out of many sticky ...

yer i feel for her too, although i guess tbh i had the evil chuckle. The worst thing is that everyone is standing around not trying to help her out, leave her there kinda thing. Anyway, didnt intend a ...

Well keeping on the theme of xmas haha I know what i want to get as a gift.
http://geocities.com/extra1spain/remote.jpg

Must be a great item for most men to have.

i'm all for fun & games, but remember DONT drink and drive this xmas, take a look- http://geocities.com/extra1spain/drunkdriving.jpg

#dont worry its not an evil picture, well if you laugh you m ...

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, &quo ...

i emigrated to spain 5 years back, i know thats not the same as the carribean but at least i learnt spanish haha.
Anyway, now I'm back in the uk because you realise grass is not greener on the other ...

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yeah but its quicker than typing chuckle; snigger; smiling; just spat coffee all over ma keyboard.....etc

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

& ...

Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use his.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual ...

ah thanks
I'll remember that then, incase i'm ever in that situation
Right, now on to the german guy living with a blue fish with a red car or something......

Thanks.

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