What did that smell like?

Wank.

Wanked into a big bag and set it on fire.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zUWOeNfa6Y]Yes.

Some of the most sexy woman with the most sexy pitchers are lesbian and i think it is out of order. what do you think?

I think you should develop some sense of self-awareness.

Love can has cheeseburger.

This being the internet and all, there has to be at least a couple of people with PS3s out there.

Lets face it, if you're posting on here you gonna have plenty of time on your hands so you're proba ...

So the 1% have to put up with being lumped in with the rest.

Then it ends up being a self-fulfilling prophecy. We get told we are only interested lots of money and/or big cocks so why should we bo ...

Could this be beautiful Hugs your refering to?
If so then all i can say is ........

about feckn time to

The very same, Cheeky.

I've made her an offer she can't refuse. Well, she pr ...

Yes on both counts.

I fancy them in as much I want to meet them rather than spending a fucking eternity building up a false impression based on a few emails and phonecalls.

Luckily shes of the s ...

Double standards on FB? Surely not.

Plenty of gold diggers out there. God knows I've had a few.

The pisser is when they say stuff like 'this is the first time you made an effort', usually when y ...

He's a bloke. So he's naturally needy and over-enthusiastic.

Unless you tried to put a ring on his finger or came across as something off The Crying Game he'll probably be back for more.

Residential = Epic Fail

Getting shouted at in Latin.

You sir are a prince among men.

Wine is good.

Swiss Tony isn't.

ETA on Belgian chocolates thread anyone? Bueller?