Love is the name people give to extra-strong lust.

Or perhaps love is the name people give to what's left after they stop fancying each other but when their lives are so entangled that they can't e ...

Im crushless again today

If it helps, I'll crush on you

I'd say I get the girls number about 60% of the time, the other 40% of the time the woman is either blind or stupid.

Do you call them later? I wonder how many actually give you their real number ...

OP, if you pm me next week's winning lottery numbers before the draw I'll read through your entire post.

I might even comment on it.

You certainly was, mate, coz I'd have paid you 24p!

No money's changed hands yet - as far as I'm concerned it's an auction

Just been brutally crushed by someone I had a crush on. No crush now


Who gj? Damn are you the stalker? hahah! Dont worry there will be someone else for you soon! pmsl!

Hell I'm no stalk ...

Just been brutally crushed by someone I had a crush on. No crush now

Any offers?
I'll give you 23p if you never ever ask that question again.

Done - paypal OK?

445.60
Bit disappointing really.

Nothing that a threesome and selling my body wouldn't sort out. Any offers?

Crushing on the girl-next-door-but-one

When I first read your post, I had the idea (putting the 1st para and the 2nd together) that maybe this friend was saying - in a coded way - 'How come you've never made a pass at me?' or 'I'm getting ...

I think she's talking about guys making a pass, rather than any suggestion of violence. Must ask her next time I see her.

Hell, I don't think I'd even know how to 'make a pass'. What sort of 'passi ...

I want guys I date to be funny, charming, polite, respectful, not make any lewd suggestions and be creative with a date

I behave like this (not to impress but because it's obviously the right way t ...

I like men who have genuine situational quick wit and not really that bothered about the guys who 'tell jokes' in fact they're usually boring to me.

Interesting to hear that. I usually find joke-te ...

I hear it again and again from women - they like men who make them laugh.

What I want to know is how much laughter is a good thing? And when does more become too much of a good thing?

I can be f ...