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Posted: 10.10.2008, 21:26

Sveno
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the last time I had love....... Forum: Sex    Subject: the last time I had love.......

hell... we've had a change of Prime Minister since I last indulged..

Bugger !

 

Posted: 23.01.2008, 01:07

Sveno
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which female or male celebrity wud u have love with. Forum: Sex    Subject: which female or male celebrity wud u have love with.

Hells Bells...

well, that would be Helen Chamberlain from Soccer AM, Kate Winslett, Kylie and Danni Minogue in a sisterly thing, and unfortunately I don't know the name of the girlie who was in &qu ...

 

Posted: 23.01.2008, 01:03

Sveno
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Boobies!!!! Forum: Sex    Subject: Boobies!!!!

Hell, I haven't been on this thread for ages.. and Hell, it did cheer me up..

Thank you girlies..


K

 

Posted: 17.09.2007, 22:51

Sveno
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Just Read it Forum: Jokes    Subject: Just Read it

Married couple are in bed.

The bloke sez to his wife "Darling... tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time"..

The wife thinks about it for a second then sez & ...

 

Posted: 05.08.2007, 19:10

Sveno
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your mobile phone ring tone Forum: Anything else    Subject: your mobile phone ring tone

Hell..

I have different ringtones for different people..

The Rembrandts - if Friends ring up.

We are family - guess..

Who the Hell are you - Madison Avenue... again..guess..

 

Posted: 29.07.2007, 22:37

Sveno
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Boobies!!!! Forum: Sex    Subject: Boobies!!!!

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8759/20061029ebay0003pi1.jpg

Hells Bells.. they nearly had my eyes out !!

What fantastic Ladies Top Bollox are on show here..

 

Posted: 29.07.2007, 22:29

Sveno
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What would you do with the person above you? ^^ Forum: Dating    Subject: What would you do with the person above you? ^^

Unless your bringing alcohol......then no

That seems like a fantastic Deal to me... I bet you're a Voddy Lass...

 

Posted: 29.07.2007, 22:17

Sveno
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What would you do with the person above you? ^^ Forum: Dating    Subject: What would you do with the person above you? ^^

Tell her im waiting Razz

Can I come and watch ?

 

Posted: 13.06.2007, 18:43

Sveno
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Celebrity relations Forum: Celebrity forum    Subject: Celebrity relations

I was told that the golfer Tony Jacklin was a 2nd cousin of my Nanna..

So what that makes him to me is anyone's guess !!



Ta Ta
Sven

 

Posted: 10.06.2007, 07:16

Sveno
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Men!..why you are single!! Forum: Dating    Subject: Men!..why you are single!!

I know why I'm single: fat, ugly, and support West Brom. You don't get a worse combination of turn-offs than that.

Yeah, you do.

1. Knob doesn't work
2. Bald.
3. Bollock lost in the war due to ...

 

Posted: 03.06.2007, 00:49

Sveno
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Beckham recalled to England squad Forum: Sports    Subject: Beckham recalled to England squad

My ideal England team would be:

Robinson (not great, but noone better)
G. Neville
Terry
Carragher
A. Cole (see Robinson)
Lennon
Hargreaves
Gerrard
J. Cole
Rooney
Ashton

Owen, Lampard, ...

 

Posted: 30.05.2007, 23:13

Sveno
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Beckham recalled to England squad Forum: Sports    Subject: Beckham recalled to England squad

I believe that you should play players in form.. If that is the case :-

Beckham should be playing.. however if he starts playing as crap as he has done for England the past 3 to 4 Years, kick him ...

 

Posted: 30.05.2007, 22:47

Sveno
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sky hdtv advice needed Forum: Advice    Subject: sky hdtv advice needed

theres only a few channels at the moment that have HD so its not worth it just yet. thats all i know. the channels are sooooo much better picture though. depends what programs you wanna watch thow bec ...

 

Posted: 21.05.2007, 20:11

Sveno
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Tampons Forum: Jokes    Subject: Tampons

Three Tampaxes are walking down the street.. Mini, Maxi & Ultra. Which one of them sez Hello ?

None of them - They're all stuck up C***s !!

 

Posted: 15.05.2007, 00:21

Sveno
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your mobile phone ring tone Forum: Anything else    Subject: your mobile phone ring tone

I've got quite a few.. in a sad sad way


Rembrants for when friends ring
We are Family, for when the folks ring
Who the Hell are you for unknowns..

K