Tonight I had a haircut and a shower before getting into bed. Bliss.

Not for all the opium Britain exported to China.

I think so, yes.

I think I'd freak him out if I were to answer that honestly.

(I tease, I tease. You're safe from me coast. )

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I'd consider it.

But it wouldn't be an age thing. It would have to be a point where I was in a stable relationship and we had enough kids to sate the blood lust. Once you've gotten to the point whe ...

Do you trim or shave your pubes? Do you keep a wild-life preserve in your pants or do you maintain a scorched earth campaign down there? And what motivates you to trim or not trim your bush?

Condoms all the way. Not only is it safe -- I know I put the condom on, I'm not relying on anyone's word -- I find it desensitises just enough.

I never had a problem catching my pubes in the condom ...

N/A.

Sounds like you have very little, if any respect for woman. I guess your the kind of guy that thinks women are to be seen, and not heard, and who's place is at the kitchen sink too then? Sorry, but th ...

Let's grab a drink and find out from there.

Gee, let me think... yes?

I might very well...

Women should not have to be love coaches for numpties. If a bloke shows no aptitude then get sub or take a vow; he certainly ain't getting another go here!

Hang on. Why should you expect men to be ...

You danced so hard they locked you up?

Man, what kind of a dance was that? And can I watch?