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Posted: 10.03.2007, 11:19

FatherOBrian
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Quick Forum: Anything else    Subject: Re: Quick

Quick look busy... God is here

God is always here and among us my child. He see's all and nothing escapes his notice so stop farting and blaming it on the dog.


i have a confession father, ...

 

Posted: 10.03.2007, 11:14

FatherOBrian
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Quick Forum: Anything else    Subject: Quick

I never blame it on the dog !! I'm a happy farter father

Blasphemy.Wind is the work of the devil, it stands for all things unholy both in sound and smell.

For a man of the cloth, you are a ...

 

Posted: 10.03.2007, 10:28

FatherOBrian
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Quick Forum: Anything else    Subject: Quick

I never blame it on the dog !! I'm a happy farter father

Blasphemy.Wind is the work of the devil, it stands for all things unholy both in sound and smell.

 

Posted: 10.03.2007, 09:45

FatherOBrian
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Quick Forum: Anything else    Subject: Re: Quick

Quick look busy... God is here

God is always here and among us my child. He see's all and nothing escapes his notice so stop farting and blaming it on the dog.

 

Posted: 08.03.2007, 20:36

FatherOBrian
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Judgement Day Forum: Anything else    Subject: Judgement Day

There is only one judgement day you have to fear and that is the one the great Lord above will impose on us when he feels the time is right.

(rumour has it amongst those close to Him that it maybe ...

 

Posted: 08.03.2007, 20:32

FatherOBrian
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can anyone make sense of this? Forum: Love & Relationships    Subject: can anyone make sense of this?

Ah dear dear Loubylou, I feel you maybe looking in the wrong place to find your love. Dont be lead into temptaion by the bad ways of these undesirables but look unto the Lord above for your answer. (I ...

 

Posted: 08.03.2007, 20:22

FatherOBrian
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Judgement Day Forum: Anything else    Subject: Judgement Day

There is only one judgement day you have to fear and that is the one the great Lord above will impose on us when he feels the time is right.

(rumour has it amongst those close to Him that it maybe ...

 

Posted: 08.03.2007, 20:18

FatherOBrian
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Fanny farts Forum: Sex    Subject: Fanny farts

Ah bless you all, indeed the fanny fart (forgive me Lord for my use of terminolgy for the womans private parts) can be quite hilarious at times. Why only last week Mrs Meadows, our resident organist a ...

 

Posted: 08.03.2007, 20:14

FatherOBrian
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What annoyed you today .... Forum: Anything else    Subject: What annoyed you today ....

I was annoyed at the lack of numbers in the 6pm service today. Whats happening todays society. Oh its hard work at times preaching to a congregation consiting of only 3 people, 2 of whom are only she ...

 

Posted: 08.03.2007, 19:58

FatherOBrian
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smells that turn you on Forum: Sex    Subject: smells that turn you on

The small if incense burning in the church..add a little animal nitrate and it makes life with the choir boys so much easier after prayer.

Amen

 

Posted: 08.03.2007, 19:52

FatherOBrian
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Longest you went without love?? Forum: Sex    Subject: Longest you went without love??

Stonecastle, your woman will come to you just as Eve came upon Adam.

(just slip me a fiver in your next confessional and I'll slip you the number of Randy Mandy from the local minimart)

Amen.