Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may gl ...

Hi everyone, gangster jumping on board.

Welcome, judging by some of your posts, things are gonna liven up a bit..

Oops didn't mean to mention judges!

home detention Cerfew???

Yeah you know it?????????

probably, he works in the prison service LMAOJust my f...king luck, mind you thought that bald patch looked familar!!!!!

LMAO

I've been on the site for 3 days now, and so far have had 2 responses in my inbox, there was one I really liked but I think she got scared away by my picture (when it was finally uploaded) - she's sto ...

A large greasy fry up is what you need, that will sort you out!

No I don't think so, I was using '<br></br>'

Thanks Alura, it's definitely less erm.... Orange!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, if you like what you see, then go for it. Just don't fall to hard if you get a knock back. If someone is not interested in you, then that's their loss! That's the ...

Well there's plenty of woman out there that don't like to cook, so if you look for someone with poor culinary skills, I'm sure you'll wow them..

Have you thought about joining a cookery or photogra ...

No I don't.

I don't dance because I no longer can, but I'm a lurrrrrve god!

Hi Jim here:
I am 40 disabled lost job due to my health in 2000 the disabitly is from pain
lot of back pain bad knees i am still mobile but with much pain.

Hi Jim, I'm in a very similar position ...

What about our Beer? Can you ask him if I can have his MSN pls....

Welcome to the forums, we talk about everything & anything...

Getting mroe apealing with age eh... yeah that could be it.
Infact yeah I'm sure that we are all getting more apealing with age, thats why we are all here hanging out on a website designed for single ...

well i 'm single dad from co. antrim new to this and find it diificult to be kept informed how my kids are as she won t communicate over things like parent teacher meetings or basic everyday st ...