Notice the effect of the following Dear John love letter with different punctuation:

Dear John
I want a man who knows what love is all about.
You are generous, kind, thoughtful.
People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior.
You have ruined me for other men.
I yearn for you.
I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart.
I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours?

Gloria


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Dear John
I want a man who knows what love is.
All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you.
Admit to being useless and inferior.
You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn.
For you, I have no feelings whatsoever.
When we're apart, I can be forever happy.
Will you let me be?

Yours,
Gloria

I take it you already know
of tough and bough and cough and dough?
Others may stumble, but not you,
on hiccough, thorough, laugh and through.
Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
to learn of less familiar traps?

Beware of heard, a dreadful word,
that looks like beard and sounds like bird.
And dead -- it's said like bed not bead --
and for goodness' sake don't call it deed!
Watch out for meat and great and threat
(They rhyme with suite and straight and debt)

A moth is not the moth in mother,
nor both in bother, broth in brother.
And here is not a match for there,
nor dear and fear for bear and pear.
And then there's dose and rose and lose --
just look them up -- and goose and choose,
and cork and work and card and ward,
and font and front and word and sword,
and do and go and thwart and cart --
come, come I've hardly made a start.
A dreadful language? Man alive.
I'd mastered it when I was five.

Put a tune to it and skip down the street singing. No-one will think you are mad at all.

Yes English is indeed a crazy language!
Love the poem, copied it and sent it to all and sundry by email for a laugh!

In English, a double negative forms a positive.
In some languages like Russian a double negative is still a negative.
However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.


yeah, right.

English is a beautiful language, I love it above all else. I really wish that people would use it properly again. Unfortunately I fear that with modern life, and text messages in particular, we're seeing it dying.

Going back to the beginning of the thread, I completely disagree that sentences should not be started with "and" and "but." Maybe it was once considered bad form, but with language, comes change. Unfortunately mostly, recently, it's been for the worse.

There is a certain level of irony in the fact the person whom initially had this gripe, has incorrectly orthographically constructed the word 'grammar'.

Unfortunately I once opened bottle of coke and it fizzed and erupted over my keyboard on my laptop. Since then my at and apostrope keys dont work. So I have to type cant and its lol. Havent got much choice unless I copy and paste which seems quite a hassle. In General though gramatical "errors" dont(theres anoter one ) bother me. I like to try and make things make sense at least I hope so ha ha.