I spy with my lizard eye
and everything I see is a lie
You know when I told you I would never lie?
Well, that was the first time

Take all the pleasures that you seek
May your heart be full and still be bleak
Cold and alone, hard as stone
Like a fuck when there is no one home

Beauty and fame are meaningless beside
The ability to kill with a look of your eye
But I defy you to see through me
Nothing is all that you will see

Cats, sex and Nazis
That's why they call me Mr. Happy
Are you a believer? - well I'm a deceiver
But I lied when I said that honesty was dead
I really believe all the things I say to you
It's just that none of them are true

Zombies eat human flesh
Which part do you like the best?
I like the heart the best
Zombies eat human flesh


If I haven't done all that I could do to hurt you
It's because my love is true
Or because my feelings are a lie
And we live just to suffer and die

I'll put a guarantee on all the beauty that I see
The first, the best, the first of the best
All those whose souls are the ugliest
Hopelessly lost in their bitterness

Love me and you shall be free
to join my eternal captivity
Just don't ask me if I believe all this bull
My head is empty but my bowels are full

I don't really think this way
I did yesterday, but not today

I spy with my lizard eye
and everything I say is a lie
And what about you? What will you do?
When the sound of my voice touches you

When you hear me say, "This is true."
And the sounds of my voice touches you
This is true, this is true,
The sounds of my voice touches you

This is true, this is true,
The sounds of my voice touches you

This is true
This is true
This is true
This is true

Cats, sex and Nazis
that's why they call me Mr. Happy
Why do I keep saying this
over and over all the time?
Because it rhymes, moron

What do you want to hear now, a love song?
Are you in love?
Is it politically correct?
Or are you just another fucking reject?

Are you getting all of this?
Or is there something you have missed?


Do you know why they call me Mr. Happy?

It's because I'm

SO




FUCKING







SMART
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We march to drums of our own choosing;
each of them keeps different time.
As you are free to live your own life -
so I am free to live mine.