Who is Little Vix I hear you mutter
She's the fox with the fly made of butter
It's currently at rest
On her beautiful chest
Excuse me, my mind's in the gutter.

There is this nice guy called Dom
He's not just a Dick, Harry or Tom
He works everyday in his shop
But posts he just does not stop
Find him at flirtbox@forums.com

Bumping this thread as I think it will be perfect for Handsel!

Called Dom by some of us,
Is he Oakman, or Lazarus?
A reviver of a thread that was dead.
Creator of the perfumed thread
That handsome head.
Discuss!
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

A smiling visage for all to see,
An engaging gent that he may be,
Still, though, tis a crying shame,
That I don't know his name,
So I can end this with a proper rhymee.

Totally Obedient Moron called TOM
Replied to Dom with aplomb
I won’t give away my name
That would be a crying shame
Cos it was given to me by my Mom
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

Following on from Oakman...


Busts and busoms have i known
Of various shapes and sizes
From severe disappointments
To jubilant surprises
(Is this cheating..not really a limerick?)[/code]