Heidi, that made me laugh so much I need a pee!!!!!!!

Our Heidi has got a new kitten
To rather she is a tad smitten
she wants to name her miss kitty
but not sure thats a bit picky
well said, perhaps better written

Oh well, at least i'm still trying
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Good stuff Vixen - getting the hang of this !!

Well, the summer is here once again,
And it’s driving the nation insane;
For one minute they run
From the blistering sun,
And the next they’re pursued by the rain.

My scrotum is so hairy
It really can be scary
For the fuzz to behave
It has to be shaved
But that doesn't mean I'm a fairy

fuzzy sacks are all the rage

I'm in fashion!!

Hair on your knackers is not a sin
Be they thick, curly or thin
Don't be afeared
Of a sack with a beard
Its there to tickle your chin

Please fetch me a razor quick!
There's a moustache sprouting out of my dick
My poor ding-a-ling
Looks like Emperor Ming
And it's starting to get on my wick

A generous handful of veet
Lathered on, nice and discrete
Will leave your unmentionables bare
Not even a hair
Like Barbie and Ken dolls on heat.

An ode to a lady called Vix
In whose boxes I have given all ticks
Her butterfly, I want to pet
Someone quickly fetch me my net
Out of five I would give her a six.

Not my best effort but I will improve!

well what do we have here ?
a limerick thread i do fear !
i should have been told
that a thread like this has evolved!
but nothing has been said
about this here limerick thread !

So now i must wonder
what else goes on yonder
upon this very dating site
searching will take all year
and alas i do fear
it's going to be another late night !


(yup, i suck at it too)
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My dear forum friend Mr Oak
Is such a clever limerick bloke
He's witty & funny
And make my life sunny
Dont laugh, cos this is no joke.
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