Yeeeyyyy!!

Round of applause for Miss Vixen puh-lease!

Fear not Deep, you are most appealing
With your photo that is very revealing
I will certainly give thanks
For your numerous spanks
Whilst I drink a nice cup of Darjeeling.

Loved it!

When talking to men such as Dom
You'd do well to remember a song
It'll fall off your lips...
and if you smell like chips
He'll be in your bed before long!

He likes his women with class
in skirts that show off their ass
and boobs hanging out
is a definite route
to getting to his masculine mass!

As long as you drink pints of stella
in 30 seconds or less, he's your fella,
he will not rebuke,
and buys Elizabeth Duke
And if it rains will share his umberella

So any one fitting this bill
not hard as it is for you to fill,
should give him the nod
and if you smell of cod
Then he'll marry you affore you can stand still!!

I am SO funnyyyy! LOLLLLLOOOLLLOO!!!

I bow down to the master! You are too good at this!

Why thank you...

For ages I have tried to locate
A chippy loving girl for a date
So i can deploy
My meat saveloy
And lay it out for her on a plate.

As for smelling of cod, I'm not sure
Though it might have a certain allure
What does it matter
If our food's all in batter
A world without grease, what a bore!

Indeed the Oak speaks the truth
And work without Grease? Blimey Struth!
he longs for a girl
to chip up his world
And hopes that she will be called Ruth.

Though of course Deepthroat Heidi would be better
She can please a man down to the letter
with whips if he likes
or leather and spikes
His weekend will never be wetter

There once was a fellow who found
A discussion where lim'ricks abound.
Though great the temptation
For participation,
He could offer nothing profound.

yk - good shiz-nit.

I'm just waiting for the Oakman to top my efforts... i like a little competition now and again!

I'm still picturing the weekend you mentioned

My ideal girl is named Heather
She dominates whatever the weather
There is nothing quite like
A big metal spike
And a paddle all covered in leather.

Apologies for that one. Its even disturbed me a little!

Blimey!Its all been happening in my absence!

Some lovely limericks here people

When using the flirtbox dot net,
It's impressive what laughs you can get;
People yarn and converse,
And have duels in verse,
And all of it's free, don't forget!