Sorry I couldnt move this section from Anything else, not possible at the moment so I have posted Heidi's last one, so come on carry on posting....hehe sounds like a film title....


I knew a young girl they called Chooch
Some said she was a bit of a hooch
this wasnt so,
she'd have you know
All she did with the boys was to smooch.

A girl called Rocketgirl said
She'd take any man into bed
upstairs they got
but had totally forgot
she wore knickers made from hardcore lead!

I knew a young mane named the Oak,
He didnt drink, fuck or smoke
one day in a fit,
he procclaime THIS IS IT!
And wanked till his member it broke.

Oh i am getting sooo good at this shiz-nit!
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How come everyone ignored my limerick thread? Was it because I spelt it correctly and looked like an over-educated know-all?

There was was a man who got bored
And his limericks completely ignored
So he found a new thread
And posted there instead
Where he's known as the limerick lord!

*pulls head out of arse*

I was waiting for that, and had a suspicion it might be you who said it.

Every one of my posts is guaranteed to be laced with irony.

Garranteed

Bloody hell, are we both that predictable?

You werent being ignored eda...

sheesh - how much attention do you want!

There was a young man they called Ed
whos issues were all in his head
one day on the net
he was ignored and did fret
So with his pet lip out went off to bed!



MWAH!

Deeps photo has me all in a flap
With a feeling I just cannot cap
I have a warmth down below
A roseate glow
I now find it was coffee spilled on my lap

With the kind words from Oak in my ear
I felt good and so sexy - no fear!
but the end of his rhyme
was not all that kind
and be sure he'll be slapped on the rear!

I notice not all of you take part
but i do think its time you should start
in posting a ditty
it has to be witty
And Vanda - you should write from the heart!

My career choice i now think was wrong
Being a lawyer has gone on too long
in poems i excell
in writing I'm swell
But in Law I'm naught but a mong!

Well here goes, not a patch on urs Heidi

Changed due to being wrong!

There once was a moderator LV
Who lived in Cornwall by the sea
She went to a FB meet
Cos she had itchy feet
Now back home where she should be!
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