Sorry guys, I've got an offer to publish my texts, including my two pieces here, but I have to pull them out of the forum. Surely you'd understand...

Many thanks for your comments!

Anyone has an idea why the forum keeps restricting the width of my posts?

A very good take on a controversial topic, my poetry and lyrics quite often touch similar, unpleasant themes but so far the only material I posted was much milder in nature. I'm not sure if flirtbox is the best place for that sort of poetry, but depending on the reaction you get, I might post some of my darker material too.

Anyway, it's good to see that something is happening on the poetry board and I'm not the only active poet here. Feel free to comment on my post, more lyrics from me will follow soon !

Just to clarify my previous post, I am, of course, aware that your poem is humorous. I love sarcasm, and your work is a fine example of how it helps to offer a different take on controversial topics.

Sarcasm? What's sarcasm... I too wouldn't know what sarcasm is unless it slapped me in the face with an elephant's schlong...

For that very reason, Sarcasm is known to carry this very type of a schlong with him all the time. Slapping in the face is the activity he enjoys most...

I did get some positive reactions, I can only hope they were honest

I wouldn't mind there being some more in-depth discussions, but after all, this is not a poetry board, so any comment is gold... And of course one can always count on Scriptwriter, this board wouldn't be the same without him

Was Little Heather a female-to-male transsexual...?