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24.03.2007, 11:42 quote

Anonymous

i heard it on radio 4 once and managed to google it up

Quote:

Sock Lover By Arthur Smith

I've got 47 socks
Including 11 pairs
Lovers come and wear my socks
Move on and leave me theirs

Heres a red sock for example
Belonging one to Kim
She who now cooks lunch for Gary
This green sock belongs to him!

Every sock can tell a story
They have ambitions of their own
When I go out with two old favourites
Sometimes one does not come home

On my left foot theres a white sock
On my right foot theres a blue
Even though they smell somewhat
They make me think of you

People say odd socks is crazy
People say I'm queer
People say I've lost my marbles
Well I haven't I've got them here

I've got 47 marbles
Including 11 pairs
Lovers come and roll my marbles
Move on and roll me theirs

 

24.03.2007, 11:47 quote

Anonymous

ha ha, i like that, actually tells the story of my life! I have a draw full of odd socks, i need new ones! Laughing

 

01.06.2007, 11:59 quote

Mickeyoxford
Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 53 Location: United Kingdom, England, Oxfordshire
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This one is great I am going to read up some more poems from this guy!

Cheers mate!

 
 
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