have you missed me....well regardless , im back,
i really hope someone stepped in to take up the slack,
i had nothing in my life to fuel my fire,
extinguished, my flame appeared dire,

but now i have a new enemy, a nemesis as it were,
something i have to defeat if you prefer?,
before it was sadness and the thought of being alone,
now its the government treating me like al capone,

apparently im a criminal, and deserve to be hung,
i think perhaps someone in office is to highly strung?
they are trying to take my house,and hang me out to dry,
and even turned up at court, their intention, just to lie.

the human rights act will be my salvation,
so tonight i make this declaration,
i will have my revenge, and recompense,
for tonight i write my last defence.

i am trying not to rhyme my statements to the court,
i dont want to make a comical news report,
"and finally, averagemale sung a dissertation,
followed by the juries jubilation"

this aint the X-factor, im winning on principal, not voice,
so jury ... you have that choice,
no phone in vote, no simon cowel,
give the judge a red card and shout "foul!"

you seriously make money from this ?????
im scepticle just a tiny wee bitty !!!!!
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love is the most soul destroying emotion known to man ,yet the most saught after

i dont think i mentioned cash, or any recompense,
so your comment so far, makes no sense,
is there some point your trying to make?
or just arguing for arguments sake?

if you have a criticism, then let it show,
if you disagree with what i wrote, then let me know,
i could never make money from writing my thoughts,
i write to stop myself writhing in knots,

if i dont get these thoughts out of my head,
they keep me awake at night in bed,
putting them in black and white, as lyrical prose,
is just the remedy that i have chose.

if you dont like the choices i have made to heal,
im really sorry thats how you feel,
i look forward to hearing from you again,
maybe you can point out to me why exactly i am insane?

OK!

o....k....
sorry but i find that insulting to say the least,
that comments not even a snack, i expect a feast,
this forum is about words and how they are used,
explaining it slowly, so you don't get confused,

expressing oneself with words of description,
or hidden messages held in encryption,
sorry if i missed the message hidden in "ok"
perhaps you could elaborate without delay?

did i somehow miss the cryptic clue within your "word"
i find the notion of this quite absurd,
but who am i to dismiss your intended revelation?
im sure you are here for all our salvation

Has anyone seen 'The Thief and the Cobbler'? There is a character in that film called ZigZag who speaks completely in rhymes, exactly like you:

"Oh greatest king of all the Earth
This low-born cobbler, of no worth
Attacked me in the square today.
-Shall we take his head away?"

......!!!

A cobbler, you say, of words and shoes?
But does he compare the above muse?
Do cryptic comments make him irate?
And this, ‘OK’, does he also hate?
Does he charge by the foot, or the rhyme?
Or, like averagemale, not make a dime?
The world awaits...
With bated breath...
(I haven't seen that film yet!)

Meanwhile…
I’m just waiting for the court report,
Of the plaintive plaintiff,
At whose words the judge did sniff,
But the jury loved his wordy riff.
And, ‘Not guilty,’ came as a short snort!
From the government guy...
At the back of the court!
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

zig-zag the grand visar,
loved princess yum yum from afar,
Tack, being his rival for her hand,
apparently the only cobbler in the land.

a city under siege from one eyed horde,
stop me if your getting bored,
golden balls stolen from on high,
3 i believe, but i dont know why,

the prophecy tells of destruction if dispossessed,
Richard Williams vision of dreams regressed,
28 years in the making it seems,
what artists do to realize there dreams,

a million miles from roger rabbit,
but animation is a reoccurring habit,
for far to long the project frozen in time,
to see his vision a reality must be sublime.



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The Thief and the Cobbler being in production from 1964 until 1995, a total of 31 years, it surpasses the 20 year Guinness record[d] by Tiefland (1954), eventually having the longest production time for a motion picture of all time.