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26.02.2008, 00:15 quote
There once was a fellow named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from her grave,
She was mouldy as shit,
And missing a tit,
But think of the money he saved.........
28.02.2008, 23:47 quote
megalone wrote: |
There once was a fellow named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from her grave, She was mouldy as shit, And missing a tit, But think of the money he saved......... |
Oh God I feel so like I shouldn't laugh at that, but I did - I love limericks, that was a great one!
28.02.2008, 23:51 quote
I've been inspired to add one -
There was a young woman who begat
Triplets, named Nat, Pat and Tat
She had fun in the breeding
But then in the feeding
Discovered she had no tit for Tat!
You've probably all heard it before but I love it.....
28.02.2008, 23:55 quote
There once was a woman from Alton
Who knew there was something she'd forgotten
When she read the poetry
written by Paganpoetry
She suddenly remembered the half-written letter and never mind trying to write limericks!
29.02.2008, 00:11 quote
clemelpol wrote: |
There once was a woman from Alton
Who knew there was something she'd forgotten When she read the poetry written by Paganpoetry She suddenly remembered the half-written letter and never mind trying to write limericks! |
Gawd Al don't you be blushing - at least you wrote me one! Now I'm the one that's blushing - though you will be the first to get a letter written with my new fountain pen. I know, I know, you'll probably get it by the end of next year.....
Fab limerick by the way - and I love the new pic! Very come-hither you minx
29.02.2008, 01:14 quote
It will be quicker by far
If I jump in my car
And drive up to Lancs
then you can say thanks
for my half-written letter
Cuz in person is better
instead of me
writing poetry
cuz I dont have the time
to make it all rhyme
and i'm pretty rubbish at it anyway!
29.02.2008, 17:51 quote
Here's another homemade one for paganpoetry.......
There was once a woman from Lancs
Who asked a bloke from Devon for spanks
She pulled down her drawers
And got on all fours
And burnt her knees on the carpet
29.02.2008, 17:59 quote
darkhorse57 wrote: |
Here's another homemade one for paganpoetry.......
There was once a woman from Lancs Who asked a bloke from Devon for spanks She pulled down her drawers And got on all fours And burnt her knees on the carpet |
Good one!!!
29.02.2008, 18:03 quote
clemelpol wrote: | ||
Good one!!! |
I think she might be a bit cross with me over that one, but I've got a thick skin......
29.02.2008, 18:06 quote
That's alright, yours and PP's little secret is safe with me, not sure about the big mouth other flirtbox members though.....
29.02.2008, 18:12 quote
clemelpol wrote: |
That's alright, yours and PP's little secret is safe with me, not sure about the big mouth other flirtbox members though..... |
I've never met the little treasure, more the shame
29.02.2008, 18:22 quote
clemelpol wrote: |
It will be quicker by far
If I jump in my car And drive up to Lancs then you can say thanks for my half-written letter Cuz in person is better instead of me writing poetry cuz I dont have the time to make it all rhyme and i'm pretty rubbish at it anyway! |
Rubbish?? Rubbish my erm posterior hehehe Alice that's FAB! I want more!
29.02.2008, 18:24 quote
darkhorse57 wrote: | ||||
I think she might be a bit cross with me over that one, but I've got a thick skin...... |
Darkhorse how could I be cross at such lyrical magnificence??? I love it
Mind you, you'd better whisht a bit - no-one else has rumbled the strange marks on my knees up till now........
29.02.2008, 18:33 quote
paganpoetry wrote: | ||||||
Darkhorse how could I be cross at such lyrical magnificence??? I love it Mind you, you'd better whisht a bit - no-one else has rumbled the strange marks on my knees up till now........ |
I usually reserve my ditties for my crushes (as mentioned in the crush thread this morning - "........afore-mentioned crush includes private naughty limericks, short poems - never more than a sonnets worth though - and public adoration on the forum......." but I am rather enamoured with your De Mille esque imagery and fine lips, and have foregone the ritual courtship period in the Crush thread and hope that my ungentlemanly (nay, uncouth) advances have not offended you, my sweet and gentle maid.
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