Once I baked a birthday cake
I didn't have silver balls
so I used ball bearings
and that was a mistake
I ate a slice wearing my party hat
bent over, farted and shot the cat


a-hem, yes, I wrote this when I was about 7. I thank you!

Your wish is in my commanding
now 27 years on and counting
I dream to make a wedding cake
big and fat and goey
no silver balls this time, don't be silly

maybe some silver bells
perhaps once eaten, you'd hear the chimes
from the guests behinds
I think that would be rather divine