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23.08.2006, 15:22 quote

Anonymous

unbelievable. Who would have thought that sounding like a dying animal was talent today?! I see her every single time I turn on the music channel, i've eventually clued in, and realized that the music channel, radiostation etc wont be playing any type of good music any time soon.

and it doesnt stop there, everyones like " BUT OMGZ SHE CAN LIKE SING IN LIKE FIVE DIFFERENT VOICE TONES!" do you wanna know what those voice tones are?? here, let me show you.

first voice tone: she sounds like a husky man.
second voice tone: relatively normal..
third voice tone: like her nose is plugged
fourth voice tone : like her ass is plugged.
fith voice tone : like a 5 yearold sounds with micheal jackson...high pitched. almost animal like.

and whats really sad, is that she'll probably win like 2-4 music awards, because a majority of people think this is talent, or maybe they dont, maybe the people behind the whole music awards just dont want her to suffer ANOTHER emotional breakdown!, so than they just give them to her! I'll tell ya what, IM GUNNA suffer an emotional breakdown if I have to hear her anymore, or see her in one of those mini dress/street hooker outifts! Im not jealous, I have no problem admitting that she does have some sort of beauty, but is it that damn hard to wear ONE FULL outfit...JUST ONCE?! ALSO IF YOUR SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING MADDONA"S SPANDEX CROTCH WHEN YOU TURN ON YOUR TV RAISE YOUR HAND! And obviously she has some sort of brain, because she realized that she cant act ( ever see glitter? I did, just for shits and giggles.) and shes never done it again! at least THAT I can be thankful for.

maybe, the next time someone takes a shit,and their gruting ( see mariah caresy 5 tones above ) i'll record it, and than we can get rich! and than I can become the manager! and i'll be rich too!

 

23.08.2006, 16:00 quote

Anonymous

shall i take it you dont like mariah then..

 

23.08.2006, 16:57 quote

Anonymous

ahaha, Smile your correct, and for being correct..you win..a LIFETIME SUPPLY OF JELLY ! mmmm! delish?

 

24.08.2006, 08:32 quote

Aradon
Aradon Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 3090 Location: United Kingdom, England, Greater Manchester
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Hehehe, I think Mariah has a place in this world, my bed Razz

 

24.08.2006, 08:41 quote

RockSteadyCrew
Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Posts: 7 Location: United Kingdom, England, Kent
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awww I love Mariah "me n mariah gettin hot like fire!"
you can't beat a lyric like that
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24.08.2006, 10:13 quote

Anonymous

RockSteadyCrew wrote:
awww I love Mariah "me n mariah gettin hot like fire!"
you can't beat a lyric like that


hahah..I think I just threw up a little Razz are you serious?! me n mariah getting hot like fire?? ugh. that makes me depressed. Smile. anyways! look at carlton dance!! hoorah! thats his mating dance..

 

24.08.2006, 10:34 quote

Anonymous

Mariah Scarey makes me want to poke my own eyes out and cut off my ears.

After killing her, of course.

 

24.08.2006, 10:36 quote

Anonymous

flowerangelaura wrote:
Mariah Scarey makes me want to poke my own eyes out and cut off my ears.

After killing her, of course.


I'll fetch the plasters when you have finished Razz

 
 
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