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Home >> Music >> what's the deal with dirty chicken??
15.06.2009, 16:48 quote
Dunno that it's intertesting really but if I had a dirty chicken I'd give it to my mate to look after it with her other chickens....and ask her to give me a few eggs now and again
26.06.2009, 20:51 quote
For me, 'Dirty Chicken' is the ill-advised snack you get on your way home from the pub from a place with a name like 'Authentic Texas Top Notch Chick'n'. Never a good idea as a) they can't spell chicken and b) they aren't in Texas, they are in Leicester.
29.06.2009, 20:52 quote
cutye84 started this off and hasn't been seen since so I guess we're never gona know what it was all about
29.06.2009, 22:22 quote
Well I found two references to dirty chicken on urban dictioanry...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty%20Chicken
Not sure what that has to do with music though
then there was some music group on myspace
http://www.myspace.com/dirtychickenmusicgroup
30.06.2009, 08:15 quote
It's long-range teaser advertising, innit?
One of the fast-food merchants has found a way of 'blending' all the other bits of the chciken - to produce a very cheap, tasty meal - and they'll be releasing it soon.
Some of them boast that they only use the chicken breast. But what happens to the rest of the chicken? I figure someone, somewhere, has been storing all the 'remains' and is about to release their new dish on an unsuspecting public.
Because of the little flecks of feather or foot, they have to get people used to the idea of spotty or dirty chicken - not the beautiful, white breasts they normally expect.
Yeah, they've probably got it down to 50p a meal and it'll be a big seller - after the pubs close. It'll have a delicious burnt wing flavour.
An interesting chewiness from bits of the foot and they'll be sure to point out the connection between collegen (from the feet) and beautiful skin.
Yeah, all those healthy benefits...
Yeah, after the pubs close (do they ever, now?
) it'll be:
'Fancy a dirty chicken?'
'Or two, you mean! Yeah! C'mon!'
'We can have a punch-up while we're waiting!'
'Yeah, Great! And another when we finish! C'mon!'
The long-term savings are phenomenal: You just drop the live chickens into the macerator hopper; they'll be stunned on the way down; you take the dirty chicken paste out the other end. A golden opportunity for investment!
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30.06.2009, 22:34 quote
| sc0ttie wrote: |
Are you trying to say, sir, that that chicken is off?
(Didn't it sound plausible tho!
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