The first time I seen her,
Was in a Mexican cantina....

Ouch!

tim

Submissions for the most stupid lyrics ever:

1 "You've read Karl Marx and you've taught yourself to dance"
(When will I be famous - Bros)

2 That ridiculous ghost/toast song by Desiree (Life?) - the whole song would have to go here.

3 Oasis again - "She's sleeping in a tissue, selling the Big Issue"

And the one I never understood is "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you" Ummm...*isn't* the song about him?

I think I might have posted some of these before on a similar thread, but they bear repeating:

"All aboard Brenda`s iron sledge. Please don`t call me Reg, it`s not my name" (Robin Hitchcock)

"I`ve got a bike, you can ride it if you like. It`s got a basket, a bell that rings, and things to make it look good. I`d give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it" (Pink Floyd)

And my all-time favourite...

"Oh the snot has caked against my pants. It has turned into crystal. There`s a bluebird sitting on a branch. I guess I`ll take my pistol. I`ve got it in my hand, because he`s on my land" (Love)

"There's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town"

Hmm, is that gonna be the jail by any chance?

Oh, and another one....

"There were plants and birds and rocks and things"

Things? FFS, are there no more bloody nouns in the desert? Probably explains why your horse hasn't got a name too.

I was thinking of making this thread myself because everytime I hear Charles and Eddie's - Would I Lie To You I want to pull my hair out. It's a truly terrible song. Has anyone else realized that when one of them sing's "would I lie to you" the other one come's back with "oh yeah?!?! Is he trying to stich his mate up, or what?

That rooti, tooti, fruity, Louie,
what I usually do (what's this?)
This that jump, stop, breathe, whoody-who
Gats in the truck
Platt, platt, pass to a duck
I'm the menace, owe me money, tat, tat, tat, what the fuck


Cam'ron

Singing ooh ha diddy, diddy dum diddy dee.

'You must be a football coach, the way you've got me playing the field' from Ignition by R.Kelly (who else eh?)

Second only to John Barnes' immortal opening to 'Anfield Rap (Red Machine In Full Effect)':
"Liverpool Fc is hot as hell/United, Tottenham, Arsenell". Gold...

The Killers ARE WE HUMAN OR ARE WE DANCER?

In response to the first few posts in this thread...



Also worst lyrics I've heard are from the Donkey Kong Jungle Japes song:

"If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!"